| Your design’s so intelligent
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| Ain’t no way that was an accident
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| Come on shake your monkey hips
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| My pretty little creationist
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| Oh yeah
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| Ain’t gonna anthropomorphize ya
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| Or perversely polymorphosize ya
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| Oh yeah
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| Little girl you look so sweet
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| (you got hips like a monkey, hips like a monkey)
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| You just started ten thousand years ago
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| Presto, Adam and Eve, but go man go
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| Abel died, Cain took his life
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| And headed straight for the jungle to find a wife
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| (Wow)
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| Nonbelievers running out on apes
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| This monkey time I want to see you shake
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| Evolution is obsolete
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| (you gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child)
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| Stomp your hands and clap your feet
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| (you gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child)
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| Oh one more time, yo
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| It’s monkey time!
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| Come on pretty baby won’t you take a chance
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| Be my natural selection, dance dance dance
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| Exorcise your demons with that monkey friend
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| Because we’re gonna inherit the wind
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| Let them fight it out in the Supreme Court
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| That’s such a mad lame indoor sport
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| Wave your arms and legs in the air
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| Rock it like a monkey, like you just don’t care
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| Evolution is so obsolete
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| Gotta stomp your hands and clap your feet
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| (you gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey
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| You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey…) |