| Whoo hoo
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| Ow!
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| Ah, ha. |
| Ah, ha.
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| Meet a girl I met Carolina
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| Her parents jumped off Niagara Falls
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| She broke her hips when she was a baby
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| Try’n to hop the Berlin Wall
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| It’s not that she’s anti-American
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| Although she shot a mayor at nine
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| He looked just like the prez on T.V.
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| My fellow Americans
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| But didn’t know in '63 he had died
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| Does she think this world is all wrong?
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| Does she think I’ll rob her and run?
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| When I ask her, she gets her gun
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| And simply says «Scat boy, scat, scat»
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| But isn’t it a wonderful world, Carolina?
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| Look at the birds in the sky!
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| Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina
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| So isn’t it wonderful to be alive?
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| So original in her black lipstick
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| Listening to some obscure band
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| But isn’t she pissed that all the other non-conformists
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| Listen to that same obscure band
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| That’s okay, she’s helping the environment
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| By sipping pure water and such
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| Then she screams
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| «WE OUGHTTA START THINKIN' ABOUT THE OZONE LAYER!»
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| While tossing out a styrofoam cup
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| Does she think this world is all wrong?
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| Does she think I’ll rob her and run?
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| When I ask her, she gets her gun
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| And simply says «Scat boy, scat, scat»
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| That’s right, whoo
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| But isn’t it a wonderful world, Carolina?
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| Look at the birds in the sky!
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| Jehovah made this whole' joint for you, Carolina
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| So isn’t it wonderful to be alive?
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| Whoo hoo
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| The first step to a successful revolution
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| is destroying all competing revolutionaries.
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| Real deep shit on her mind
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| «Let's kill the world, take over everything»
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| She says «We don’t need politicians, they breed mistrust
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| Just wait a minute, did you steal my, my purse, purse, purse?»
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| Whoo hoo
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| Isn’t it a wonderful world, Carolina?
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| Look at the birds in the sky!
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| Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina
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| So isn’t it wonderful to be a-?
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| Isn’t it a wonderful world, Carolina? |
| Yeah
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| Look at the birds in the sky! |
| My, my, my, my!
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| Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina
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| So isn’t it wonderful to be a-?
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| Huh, isn’t it beautiful to be a-,
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| Isn’t it wonderful to be alive?
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| It’s so wonderful, I feel like crying
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| Crying
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| Crying
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| Crying
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| Crying
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| Crying
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| Dying!
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| Dying! |