
Date of issue: 31.12.1997
Record label: Universal Music
Song language: English
Jehovah Made This Whole Joint For You |
Whoo hoo |
Ow! |
Ah, ha. |
Ah, ha. |
Meet a girl I met Carolina |
Her parents jumped off Niagara Falls |
She broke her hips when she was a baby |
Try’n to hop the Berlin Wall |
It’s not that she’s anti-American |
Although she shot a mayor at nine |
He looked just like the prez on T.V. |
My fellow Americans |
But didn’t know in '63 he had died |
Does she think this world is all wrong? |
Does she think I’ll rob her and run? |
When I ask her, she gets her gun |
And simply says «Scat boy, scat, scat» |
But isn’t it a wonderful world, Carolina? |
Look at the birds in the sky! |
Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina |
So isn’t it wonderful to be alive? |
So original in her black lipstick |
Listening to some obscure band |
But isn’t she pissed that all the other non-conformists |
Listen to that same obscure band |
That’s okay, she’s helping the environment |
By sipping pure water and such |
Then she screams |
«WE OUGHTTA START THINKIN' ABOUT THE OZONE LAYER!» |
While tossing out a styrofoam cup |
Does she think this world is all wrong? |
Does she think I’ll rob her and run? |
When I ask her, she gets her gun |
And simply says «Scat boy, scat, scat» |
That’s right, whoo |
But isn’t it a wonderful world, Carolina? |
Look at the birds in the sky! |
Jehovah made this whole' joint for you, Carolina |
So isn’t it wonderful to be alive? |
Whoo hoo |
The first step to a successful revolution |
is destroying all competing revolutionaries. |
Real deep shit on her mind |
«Let's kill the world, take over everything» |
She says «We don’t need politicians, they breed mistrust |
Just wait a minute, did you steal my, my purse, purse, purse?» |
Whoo hoo |
Isn’t it a wonderful world, Carolina? |
Look at the birds in the sky! |
Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina |
So isn’t it wonderful to be a-? |
Isn’t it a wonderful world, Carolina? |
Yeah |
Look at the birds in the sky! |
My, my, my, my! |
Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina |
So isn’t it wonderful to be a-? |
Huh, isn’t it beautiful to be a-, |
Isn’t it wonderful to be alive? |
It’s so wonderful, I feel like crying |
Crying |
Crying |
Crying |
Crying |
Crying |
Dying! |
Dying! |
Name | Year |
---|---|
You Get What You Give | 1997 |
Someday We'll Know | 1997 |
Mother We Just Can't Get Enough | 1997 |
Gotta Stay High | 1997 |
I Don't Wanna Die Anymore | 1997 |
Flowers | 1997 |
In Need Of A Miracle | 1997 |
Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too | 1997 |
I Hope I Didn't Just Give Away The Ending | 1997 |
Crying Like A Church On Monday | 1997 |
Technicolor Lover | 1997 |
To Think I Thought | 1999 |