Lyrics Jehovah Made This Whole Joint For You - New Radicals

Jehovah Made This Whole Joint For You

Whoo hoo
Ow!
Ah, ha.
Ah, ha.
Meet a girl I met Carolina
Her parents jumped off Niagara Falls
She broke her hips when she was a baby
Try’n to hop the Berlin Wall
It’s not that she’s anti-American
Although she shot a mayor at nine
He looked just like the prez on T.V.
My fellow Americans
But didn’t know in '63 he had died
Does she think this world is all wrong?
Does she think I’ll rob her and run?
When I ask her, she gets her gun
And simply says «Scat boy, scat, scat»
But isn’t it a wonderful world, Carolina?
Look at the birds in the sky!
Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina
So isn’t it wonderful to be alive?
So original in her black lipstick
Listening to some obscure band
But isn’t she pissed that all the other non-conformists
Listen to that same obscure band
That’s okay, she’s helping the environment
By sipping pure water and such
Then she screams
«WE OUGHTTA START THINKIN' ABOUT THE OZONE LAYER!»
While tossing out a styrofoam cup
Does she think this world is all wrong?
Does she think I’ll rob her and run?
When I ask her, she gets her gun
And simply says «Scat boy, scat, scat»
That’s right, whoo
But isn’t it a wonderful world, Carolina?
Look at the birds in the sky!
Jehovah made this whole' joint for you, Carolina
So isn’t it wonderful to be alive?
Whoo hoo
The first step to a successful revolution
is destroying all competing revolutionaries.
Real deep shit on her mind
«Let's kill the world, take over everything»
She says «We don’t need politicians, they breed mistrust
Just wait a minute, did you steal my, my purse, purse, purse?»
Whoo hoo
Isn’t it a wonderful world, Carolina?
Look at the birds in the sky!
Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina
So isn’t it wonderful to be a-?
Isn’t it a wonderful world, Carolina?
Yeah
Look at the birds in the sky!
My, my, my, my!
Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina
So isn’t it wonderful to be a-?
Huh, isn’t it beautiful to be a-,
Isn’t it wonderful to be alive?
It’s so wonderful, I feel like crying
Crying
Crying
Crying
Crying
Crying
Dying!
Dying!