| Dr. Everett v. Scott:
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| From the day he was born
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| He was trouble
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| He was the thorn
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| In his mother’s side
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| She tried in vain
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| Criminologist: But he never caused her nothing but shame
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| Dr. Everett v. Scott:
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| He left home the day she died
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| From the day she was gone
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| All he wanted
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| Was rock and roll porn
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| And a motorbike
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| Shooting up junk
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| Criminologist: He was a low down cheap little punk
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| Dr. Everett v. Scott: Taking everyone for a ride
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| Chorus:
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| When Eddie said he didn’t like his teddy
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| You knew he was a no good kid
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| But when he threatened your life
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| With a switch blade knife
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| Dr. Frank-N-Furter: What a guy
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| Janet Weiss: Makes you cry
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| Dr. Everett v. Scott: And I did
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| Columbia:
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| Everybody shoved him
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| I very nearly loved him
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| I said hey listen to me
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| Stay sane inside insanity
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| But he locked the door
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| And threw away the key
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| Dr. Everett v. Scott:
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| But he must’ve been drawn
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| Into something
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| Making him warn me
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| In a note which reads
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| Chorus: What’s it say? |
| What’s it say?
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| Eddie:
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| I’m out of my head
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| Oh hurry, or I may be dead
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| They mustn’t carry out their evil deeds
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| Chorus:
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| When Eddie said he didn’t like his teddy
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| You knew he was a no good kid
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| But when he threatened your life
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| With a switch blade knife
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| Dr. Frank-N-Furter: What a guy
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| Janet Weiss: Makes you cry
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| Dr. Everett v. Scott: And I did
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| Chorus:
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| When Eddie said he didn’t like his teddy
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| You knew he was a no good kid
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| But when he threatened your life
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| With a switch blade knife
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| Dr. Frank-N-Furter: What a guy
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| Chorus: Whoa ho ho
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| Janet Weiss: Makes you cry
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| Chorus: Hey hey hey
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| Dr. Everett v. Scott: And I did
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| Chorus: Eddie |