| Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave
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| because I’d go berzerk?
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| Well, you left me anyhow and the days got worse and worse and now you see I’ve
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| gone completely out of my mind.
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| And They’re coming to take me away Ha Ha
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| They’re coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
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| To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time, and I’ll be happy to
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| see those nice young men in their clean white coats
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| And they’re coming to take me away ha ha
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| You thought it was joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said that
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| losing you would make me flip my lid, right? |
| You know you laughed,
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| I heard you laugh, you laughed, you laughed and laughed and then you left,
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| but now you know I’m utterly mad.
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| And they’re coming to take me away Ha Ha
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| They’re coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
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| To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers
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| who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
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| They’re coming to take me away ha ha…
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| I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you paid me back for
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| all my kind unselfish loving deeds. |
| Huh? |
| Well you just wait they’ll find you
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| yet, and when they do they’ll put you in the ASPCA you mangy mutt.
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| And They’re coming to take me away Ha Ha
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| They’re coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
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| To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and I’ll be happy to see
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| those nice men in their clean white coats
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| They’re coming to take me away Ha Ha
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| To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers
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| who sit and smile and twiddle thier thumbs and toes
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| They’re coming to take me away Ha Ha Ha
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| Your home the one the bank foreclosed, You cried to me Monogamy is the way we
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| both must live or you’ll feel hurt. |
| But, I see, I see there’s someone new,
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| your anxious poly-pure-bred coat was even gone at our place while I paid the
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| rent, thanks!
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| And They’re coming to take me away Ha Ha
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| They’re coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
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| To the loony bin with all you can eat perscription drugs like torizine,
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| and lithium, and electric shock and insulin
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| They’re coming to take me away Ha Ha |