| I don’t care about kingdoms and castles
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| I don’t care about pieces of gold
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| All I know is that I’m in the middle
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| There’s a winner, a loser, and a middle man
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| A hammer, a sickle, and a sick old man
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| Got the deal and the deeds to the city
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| Got the movie rights for your life
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| All I know is that I’m still in trouble
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| There’s a winner, a loser, and a middle man
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| A hammer, a sickle, and a sick old man
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| Once in a blue moon
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| The poison comes in a potion
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| Once in a lifetime
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| The traps get stuck in the sand
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| Seems like I’m always
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| Starting up situations
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| That we never
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| Ever seem to command
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| There’s a winner, a loser, and a middle man
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| A reader, a writer, and a middle man
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| A winner, a loser, and a middle man
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| A hammer, a sickle, and a sick old man |