| I’m the neon rat hiding in the palm trees
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| Watching midwestern tourists guzzle giant martinis
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| We were part time lovers on prime time TV
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| Her name was Esmerelda, the smart but sexy type
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| A young housewife, in Hawaiian mansion alright…
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| Crystal beaches on TV
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| Perfume dumped into sea
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| Bleached smile shaved bikini
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| Every thing you want but will never be
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| Her husband was a CEO
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| She spent her nights all alone
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| You fall in love with her misery
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| She’s like a tan version of you with plastic surgery
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| Enter the sophisticated brute, with VIP attitude
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| He the recurring character you love to hate, the back door boy
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| Now I’m the neon rat with a mouth full of grinning sharp dentures
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| Sleeping in a married woman’s bedcover’s, a televised affair with million
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| dollar commercials
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| Yeah this is the 1-hour holiday special
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| Where Esmerelda’s husband comes home from work and walks in on the two of us in
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| the shower
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| He breaks down in tears on the bathroom floor
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| Close up on his face frowning like a slit open throat
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| Then cut to a commercial
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| Crystal Beaches on TV
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| Sunset on the digital sea
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| Shaved smiled bleached bikini
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| Paradise’s legs are spread just out of reach
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| Those tears streaming down your face
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| Are dollar signs for the marketing team
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| Will she leave her bland husband?
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| You just have to wait till the start of next season
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| You’ll just have to go back to your job selling lingerie at the shopping mall
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| Those diets that never work, those blind dates with fucking jerks
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| Crystal Beaches on TV
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| Crystal Beaches you’ll never see
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| Crystal Beaches got you hooked
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| And I’m the neon rat inside your pocketbook |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Crystal Beaches Never Turned Me On , by - Neon Blonde. Song from the album Chandeliers in the Savannah, in the genre Иностранный рок