| There are so many beautiful Christmas songs around and so few Hanukah songs
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| So I thought we’d try this one for you
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| Put on your yamakah,
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| Here comes Hanukah,
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| So much funikah to celebrate Hanukah here
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| Hanukah is,
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| The festival of lights,
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| Instead of one day of presents we have eight crazy nights!
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| When you feel like the only kid in town,
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| Without a Christmas tree,
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| Here’s a list of people who are Jewish,
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| Just like you and me!
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| David Lee Roth,
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| Lights the Menorah,
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| So do James Cann, Kirk Douglas and the late Dinah Shora,
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| Guess who eats together at the Carnegi Deli,
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| Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzarelli!
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| Paul Newman is half Jewish,
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| Goldie Hawn is too,
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| Put them both together what a FINE looking Jew!
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| You don’t have to Deck the Halls with Jingle Bell Rock,
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| 'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captian Kirk and Mr. Spock!
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| (Both Jewish!)
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| Put on your yamakah,
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| Here comes Hannukah,
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| Some much funikah to
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| Celebrate Hanukah!
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| OJ Simpson,
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| Not a Jew!
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| But guess who is?,
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| Hall o' Famer Rod Carew!
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| We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby,
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| Harrison Ford’s a quarter Jewish!
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| Not too shabby!
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| Some people think that
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| Ebenezer Scrooge is,
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| Well he’s not but guess who is?
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| All three Stooges!
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| So many Jews are on my list
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| Tom Cruise isn’t,
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| But Jesus Christ is!
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| Put on your yamakah,
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| Here comes Hannukah,
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| So much funikah to
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| Celebrate Hanukah here!
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| Hanukah is,
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| The festival of lights,
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| Instead of one day of presents we have eight crazy nights!
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| So tell your friend Veronica,
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| It’s time to celebrate Hanukah!
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| And don’t forget harmonica,
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| On this lovely, lovely Hanukah!
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| So drink your gin and tonicah,
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| Don’t smoke your marijuanikah!
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| If you really, really wannukah,
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| Have a happy, happy, happy, happy,
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| HANUKAH!
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| Oh yes
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| Happy Hanukah You’all |