| It’s pimp gator
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| Peep the jewels
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| A king pimp’s been here for years representin'
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| There’s rules to this shit I’ll break down a lesson
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| Step by step
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| Like a booklet for you to sweat
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| And try to apply
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| To make yourself fly
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| No. 1: must be strong in mind and spirit
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| When idiots talk inferior shit
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| Brush it off when you hear it
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| Never fear it
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| Don’t put a knife to a broad
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| Cause the penis is mightier than the sword
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| Peep the metaphor
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| You’ll find more
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| Cats invaded your crib with nickel-plated
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| 38's imitatin' Satan you wouldn’t be intimidated
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| You must play past the devils trickery
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| Prison, liquor and hits of E
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| Nicotine and chicks with V. D
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| No. 2: must control seven or eight cunts at once
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| A freak for each day of the week, the eight is a lottery stunt
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| Must handle them with cleverness, kindness, shrewdness
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| Intelligence but never with an iron-fist
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| No. 3: only fuck with a bitch when you’re both clickin'
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| Sparrows don’t fly with eagles, peacocks can’t strut with chickens
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| 4: must withstand all criticism
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| Cause a man whose wife is gettin' pimped doesn’t understand her sippin' Jizzm
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| It’s a profitable business to rationalize into cynicism
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| That it’s wrong but it isn’t
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| No. 5: never let a female be equal with you
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| Equal right’s a fantasy it will come back to normal soon
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| Refuse to have oral-sex with your woman unless you choose
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| Do not accept: if you do me, I’ll do you
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| She was put on earth to serve men
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| She may enjoy a cuntlick, but deep down she’ll loose respect for you then
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| Only animals you see lickin' sex organs are dogs and cats
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| Females know, during their period cunts are filthy like rats
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| 6: you’ll use violence in self-defense
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| To protect yourself, friends, family, women and what you possess
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| No. 7: never strike a bitch with a pipe or a knife
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| Only strike 'em to shock 'em back to reality’s light
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| Toss a bottle at her, hit her with a golf club
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| Break a mirror over her head but never make her draw blood
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| You can start flippin'
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| Grippin' her like a victim
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| But never start hittin'
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| This is called the king pimp’s whippin'
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| No. 8: since Cleanliness is next to godliness
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| You must keep your hygiene clean regardless
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| A shower a day’ll do and keep your physical being
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| In the best condition possible it could be in
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| No. 9: you’re never stingy, greedy, drifty or cheap
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| When it comes to you and your peeps
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| You owe yourself the best treats
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| No. 10: never sweat when a bitch leaves you knowing
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| The story of a man’s life, a bitch coming and one going
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| They come better the next time
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| They only make room for a higher grade bitch, the next one is always a
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| Better kind
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| 11: you’re only expected to keep a woman a term of four years unless
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| You’re fortunate enough to get re-elected
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| And if she leaves before her term is up, she faked it
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| Cause she wasn’t ready for a king pimp anyway, kid
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| Let her fuck with the other 51 pimp-types, they’re better for her
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| Welfare pimp, blind pimp, dumb pimp etcetera
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| 12: there’s leaders and followers
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| A king pimp never follows a hollow-headed dick swallower
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| Or a trick equipped with a wallet full of dollars
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| Even a scholar
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| Of Cabala doesn’t get followed
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| The only one that got it like that solid is god, kid
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| Cause he’s brolicy, understands every topic on how a pimp rocks shit
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| Follow these rules, you’ll have mad D-cups and A-cups
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| Bitches runnin' around butt naked with pretty make-up
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| The respect these bitches will have for you will be sacred
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| Slut, pay up
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| I’ll put your fuckin' head in the toilet, wake up!
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| The 12 king pimp commandments
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| No doubt
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| Respect it
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| It’s pimp gator
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| All you pimps all over the earth
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| Rock with this |