| Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
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| Scheherezade had a thousand tales
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| But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
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| You got a brand of magic never fails
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| You got some power in your corner now
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| Some heavy ammunition in your camp
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| You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
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| See all you gotta do is rub that lamp
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| And I’ll say
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| Mister Aladdin, sir
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| What will your pleasure be?
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| Let me take your order
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| Jot it down
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| You ain’t never had a friend like me
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| Ha ha ha
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| Life is your restaurant
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| And I’m your maitre d'
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| C’mon whisper what it is you want
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| You ain’t never had a friend like me
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| Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
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| You’re the boss
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| The king, the shah
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| Say what you wish
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| It’s yours! |
| True dish
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| How about a little more Baklava?
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| Have some of column «A»
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| Try all of column «B»
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| I’m in the mood to help you dude
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| You ain’t never had a friend like me
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| Can your friends do this?
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| Can your friends do that?
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| Can your friends pull this out their little hat?
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| Can your friends go, Woo?
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| Well, looky here
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| Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip
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| And then make the sucker disappear?
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| So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
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| I’m here to answer all your midday prayers
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| You got me bona fide, certified
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| You got a genie for your chare d’affaires
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| I got a powerful urge to help you out
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| So what-cha wish? |
| I really wanna know
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| You got a list that’s three miles long, no doubt
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| Well, all you gotta do is rub like so — and oh
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| Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three
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| I’m on the job, you big nabob
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| You ain’t never had a friend, never had a friend
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| You ain’t never had a friend, never had a friend
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| You ain’t never had a friend like me
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| You ain’t never had a friend like me, hah! |