| When Willie met Ronnie he was runnin' up a track
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| He was bent down, burned out, carryin' a sack
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| Come on boy, you got to stop and help me some
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| And keep this money hidden when the police come
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| Ronnie was shiverin' and makin' funny sounds
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| He was lookin' like a fox
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| That was runnin' from the hounds
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| Sure little buddy, I can lighten up your load
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| You half it up, I’ll hit it up, I’ll take it down the road
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| Never had a better combination been planned
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| 'Cos Willie was a roadie with a rock 憂?roll band
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| They were heads back, celebratin', drinkin' moonshine
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| Heads down, here we go across another state line
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| Tanked up and bullet proof
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| They couldn’t give a monkey’s
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| Damn if he didn’t hide the money in a drum case
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| Pack 'em up, hit em up, do another show
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| The robber and the roadie got a long way to go
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| Willie and Ronnie
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| Anytime they wanted they would pull another job
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| Anywhere they found a place
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| And it was fat enough to rob
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| If Ronnie saw the police he would make a little sign
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| Then Willie stuck the money in the band’s back line
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| In the main racks, bass stacks
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| Anywhere he thought it could
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| Be hidden out of sight
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| Until the finished out in Hollywood
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| Split it down the middle
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| When they took it out the sound
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| The robber and the roadie got enough to go around
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| Willie and Ronnie
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| The robber and the roadie
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| Forty seven days and they had only one to go
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| When the telegram arived
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| To say the band wouldn’t show
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| The crowd was getting' nasty and it turned into a rage
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| The bottles and the bodies started coverin' the stage
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| Then the cops came running in
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| And breaking up the riotin'
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| When they saw the money falling
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| Out the back of everything
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| Hey little buddy think it’s time to run and duck
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| The robber and the roadie could be runnin' out of luck
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| Willie and Ronnie had to skip it out of town
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| They were sittin' by the highway like Jackson Browne
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| They were stickin' out their thumbs
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| In the middle of the night
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| When they saw the car comin' with the spinnin' red light
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| Wide eyed, tongue tied feelin' pretty stranded
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| No use in runnin' they were caught red handed
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| Pull 'em in, lock 'em up, put 'em in a row
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| The robber and the roadie got nowhere to go
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| Willie and Ronnie
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| The robber and the roadie
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| We got state police and the FBI
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| Willie and Ronnie
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| You get a big reward
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| If you can make these boy’s mamas cry
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| The robber and the roadie
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| We got the national guard and the bear in the sky
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| Willie and Ronnie
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| You get a big reward if you can make these mothers cry
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| The robber and the roadie |