| Act I |
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| Welcome to Hotel Cabana |
| Ask no questions, you’ll hear few alive |
| Until the few unavoidable ones do arrive |
| Just try not to mention money and suicides and |
| If you see the boss don’t look into his eyes |
| This place sets the date for your next mistake so |
| Up we step the pace, you’ve got fresh regrets to make |
| Keep your wits about you |
| The struggle between good and evil is about you |
