| styles keepa changin
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| the worlds rearrangin
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| but edna your timeless to me
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| hemlines are shorter
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| a beer costs a quarter
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| but time cannot take what comes free
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| your like a stinky old cheese babe
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| just gettin riper with age
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| your like a fatal disease babe
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| but theres no cure
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| so let this fever rage
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| some folks cant stand it
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| say time is like a bandit
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| but i take the opposite view
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| cause when i need a lift
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| time brings a gift
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| another day with you
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| a twist or a waltz
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| its all the same schmaltz
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| with just a change in the scenery
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| you’ll never be old hat
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| thats that!
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| you’re timeless to me
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| Oh Wilbur i love you!
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| fads keep a fadin'
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| castros invading
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| but wilber you’re timeless to me
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| hairdos are higher
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| mine feels like barbed wire
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| but you say im chic as can be!
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| you’re like a rare vintage ripple
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| a vintage they’ll never forget
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| so pour me a teeny weenie triple
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| and we can toast the fact
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| we aint dead yet!
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| i cant stop eating
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| you’re hairline’s receding
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| and soon you’ll have nothing at all
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| so you’ll wear a wig
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| while i roast a pig
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| hey! |
| pass the geritol!
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| glenn miller had brass
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| that chubby checker’s a gas
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| but they all pass eventually
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| you’ll never be passe
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| hip horray!
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| you’re timeless to me!
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| (Musical Interlude)
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| you’re like a broken down Chevy
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| all i need is a fresh coat of paint
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| and edna,
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| you got me goin hot and heavy
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| you’re fat and old
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| but baby
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| boring you ain’t!
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| some folks dont get it
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| but we never fret it
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| cause we know that time
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| is our friend
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| yeah, its plain to see
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| that you’re stuck with me
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| until the bitter end
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| and we got a kid
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| who’s blowin the lid
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| off the turnblad family tree
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| you’ll always hit the spot
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| BIG SHOT!
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| you’re timeless to me
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| you’ll always be du jour
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| mon amour
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| you’re timeless to me
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| you’ll always be first string
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| Ring-a-ding-ding!
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| you’re timeless to me
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| you’re timeless to me
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| you’re timeless to me
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| you’re timeless to me. |