| If the butterfly courted the bee*
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| And the owl the porcupine
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| If churches were built in the sea
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| And the three times one was nine
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| Then the world would be Upside-Down, yes
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| The world would be Upside-Down
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| What a topsy turvy world this would be
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| The world would be Upside-Down, yeah
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| The world would be Upside-Down
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| If the pony rode his master
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| And if buttercups ate the cows
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| If the cat had the dire disaster
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| To be worried by the mouse
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| Then the world would be Upside-Down, yes
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| The world would be Upside-Down
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| What a topsy turvy world this would be
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| The world would be Upside-Down, yeah
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| The world would be Upside-Down
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| The world would be Upside-Down, yeah
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| The world would be Upside-Down
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| If mama sold the baby
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| To a gypsy for half a crown
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| If a gentleman was a lady
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| Then the world would be Upside-Down
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| And the world would be Upside-Down, yes
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| The world would be Upside-Down
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| What a topsy turvy world this would be
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| The world would be Upside-Down, yeah
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| The world would be Upside-Down
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| The world would be Upside-Down, yeah
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| The world would be Upside-Down
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| And if any or all of these wonders
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| Should ever come about
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| I consider them blunders, no
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| I should be Inside-Out
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| Yeah I should be Inside-Out
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| The world would be Upside-Down, yeah
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| The world would be Upside-Down
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| The world would be Upside-Down, yeah
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| The world would be Upside-Down
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| The world would be Upside-Down, yeah
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| The world would be Upside-Down
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| The world would be Upside-Down, yeah
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| The world would be Upside-Down
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| Just imagine
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| The owl and the porcupine
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| Churches were built in the sea
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| If the butterfly courted the bee
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| The owl and the porcupine
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| If churches were built in the sea
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| The three times one was nine
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| Just imagine
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| Three times one was nine
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| If the butterfly courted the bee
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| The owl and the porcupine
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| If churches were built in the sea
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| The three times one was nine
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| If the pony rode his master
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| Then the world would be Upside-Down
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| Upside-Down
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| I mean really Upside-Down |