| You ain’t dolly
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| You ain’t porter
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| She’s a little bit fuller
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| Yeah? |
| Well you’re a whole lot shorter
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| Let’s dance all night and fill the juke box full a quarters
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| Coz you ain’t Dolly
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| No? |
| and you ain’t porter
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| I noticed you right of the back in them cowboy boots
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| Who couldn’t help but see you in that rhinestone suit
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| Well that’s coz I’m the reigning queen of karaoke night
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| Well if I get drunk enough to sing hell I just might
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| But hey now don’t you worry cowboy coz I’ll get your through
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| We’ll sing a cheating song just like they used to do
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| Coz you ain’t Dolly
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| And you ain’t Porter
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| She’s a little bit fuller
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| Oh sweetheart you’re a whole lot shorter
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| Let’s drink all night and fill the juke box full a quarters
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| Coz you ain’t Dolly
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| No and you ain’t Porter
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| You’ll probably see me country singing on the voice some day
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| Yeah and I’m the guy they wrote about in 50 shades of grey
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| Why don’t you come on back to my place and you can have your way
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| Baby that sounds tempting but I just can’t stay
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| Oh oh we won first prize cowboy let’s just split the dough
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| Honey I will always love you but we’ll never know
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| Coz you ain’t Dolly
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| Babe you ain’t no Porter
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| She’s a little bit fuller
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| And you’re a damn sight shorter
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| We danced all night and filled the juke box full a quarters
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| Coz you ain’t Dolly
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| And you ain’t Porter
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| no no
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| You ain’t Dolly
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| No and you ain’t Porter |