| I am drowning in a sea of desperation
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| And I sing a prayer to my Lord
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| Away from hope and systembolaget
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| And I sing a prayer to my Lord
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| I pray, I pray, yes I pray to my Lord
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| I was down on my knees
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| Permafrost on my feet
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| I was begging in tears my holy Lord — Odin
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| Hear our prayer, philanthropic Odin
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| Guitar tech of Amon Amarth
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| Viking-friendly, Slayer of the Giants
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| Guitar tech of Hammerfall as well
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| For the plunder and the rape, we sing to you Valhalleluja
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| For the chopping of the heads, we praise you Odin, our Lord
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| For Normandy, Britannia, Greenland, Scandinavia sing Valhalleluja
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| But for Nicaragua, Azerbaijan we don’t sing at all…
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| We don’t know where they are!
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| Valhalleluja
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| Valhalleluja
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| Valhalleluja
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| Valhalleluja
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| (Shema Yiggrdasil) שְׁמַע יגְדרַשְׂאִל
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| (Shema Yiggrdasil) שְׁמַע יגְדרַשְׂאִל
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| (Odinai Eloheinu) אוֹדינַי אֵלוהֵינוּ
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| (Odinai Ehad) אוֹדינַי אֶחַד
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| Hear my voice, this is Odin calling you
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| Times have changed, I’m a Gentlegod
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| No more war, just design of furniture
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| Master of IKEA
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| Just like Jesus I’m a carpenter
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| Forging shelves with the hammer of Thor
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| Gloria patri furnituribus
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| In nomine IKEA!
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| For the BEDDINGE and the KIVIK sing with me Valhalleluja
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| For the wooden TV bench with storage space and paper foil
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| For the pencils and the horse-meatballs, we sing Valhalleluja
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| The ergonomics and the quality of your chairs
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| Are second to none
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| Valhalleluja
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| Valhalleluja
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| Valhalleluja
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| Valhalleluja
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| Our Father Odin
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| Who art in IKEA
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| We understood your message
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| We are here to worship your creation
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| Please listen to our prayer
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| VITTSJÖ (Everybody)
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| VITTSJÖ (All together)
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| Laptop stand, black-brown, tempered glass
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| (pray for the comfort)
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| KNOPPARP — Ora pro nobis (Come on)
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| KNOPPARP — Ora pro nobis (Pray for your kitchen)
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| Small sofa with a big heart and a perfect fit
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| (With a big heart for the living room)
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| BESTÅ TV — Ora pro nobis
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| BESTÅ TV — Ora pro nobis
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| Bench with doors, black-brown, grey-green
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| (Making furniture great again)
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| SLATTUM — Ora pro nobis
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| SLATTUM — Ora pro nobis
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| Upholstered bed frame, Knisa light grey
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| (Knisa grey is better than Sasha Grey)
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| Valhalleluja
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| Valhalleluja
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| Valhalleluja
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| Valhalleluja
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| Gloria, gloria
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| Let us pray to Odin our Lord
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| Valhalleluja
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| Valhalleluja
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| Valhalleluja
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| Valhalleluja
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| Falegn-amen
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| Let us pray to Odin our Lord
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| Let us pray to Odin our Lord
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| Let us pray to Odin our Lord
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| Amen |