| Three important rules for breaking up
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| Don’t put off breaking up when you know you want to
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| Prolonging the situation only makes it worse
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| Tell him honestly, simply, kindly, but firmly
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| Don’t make a big production
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| Don’t make up an elaborate story
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| This will help you avoid a big tear jerking scene
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| If you want to date other people say so
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| Be prepared for the boy to feel hurt and rejected
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| Even if you’ve gone together for only a short time
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| And haven’t been too serious
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| There’s still a feeling of rejection
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| When someone says she prefers the company of others
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| To your exclusive company
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| But if you’re honest, and direct
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| And avoid making a flowery emotional speech
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| When you break the news
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| The boy will respect you for your frankness
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| And honestly he’ll appreciate the kind and
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| Straightforward manner in which you told him your decision
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| Unless he’s a real jerk or a cry baby you’ll remain friends
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| I’m head of the class
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| I’m popular
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| I’m a quarterback
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| I’m popular
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| My mom says I’m a catch
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| I’m popular
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| I’m never last picked
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| I got a cheerleading chick
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| Being attractive is the most important thing there is
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| If you wanna catch the biggest fish in your pond
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| You have to be as attractive as possible
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| Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean
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| Wash it at least every two weeks
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| Once every two weeks
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| And if you see Johnny Football Hero in the hall
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| Tell him he played a great game
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| Tell him you liked his article in the newspaper
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| I’m the party star
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| I’m popular
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| I’ve got my own car
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| I’m popular
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| I’ll never get caught
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| I’m popular
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| I make football bets
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| I’m the teacher’s pet
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| I propose we support a one month limit on going steady
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| I think It would keep people more able to deal with weird situations
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| And get to know more people
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| I think if you’re ready to go out with Johnny
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| Now’s the time to tell him about your one month limit
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| He won’t mind, he’ll appreciate your fresh look on dating
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| And once you’ve dated someone else, you can date him again
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| I’m sure he’ll like it
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| Everyone will appreciate it
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| You’re so novel, what a good idea
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| You can keep your time to yourself
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| You don’t need date insurance
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| You can go out with whoever you want to
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| Every boy, every boy in the whole world could be yours
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| If you’ll just listen to my plan
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| The teenage guide to popularity
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| I’m head of the class
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| I’m popular
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| I’m a quarterback
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| I’m popular
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| My mom says I’m a catch
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| I’m popular
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| I’m never last picked
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| I got a cheerleading chick
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| I’m the party star
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| I’m popular
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| I’ve got my own car
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| I’m popular
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| I’ll never get caught
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| I’m popular
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| I make football bets
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| I’m the teacher’s pet |