| Short people got no reason
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| Short people got no reason
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| Short people got no reason
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| To live
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| They got little hands
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| And little eyes
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| And they walk around
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| Tellin' great big lies
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| They got little noses
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| And tiny little teeth
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| They wear platform shoes
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| On their nasty little feet
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| Well, I don’t want no short people
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| Don’t want no short people
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| Don’t want no short people
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| Round here
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| Short people are just the same
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| As you and I
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| (A fool such as I)
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| All men are brothers
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| Until the day they die
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| (it's a wonderful world)
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| Short people got nobody
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| Short people got nobody
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| Short people got nobody
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| To love
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| They got little baby legs
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| And they stand so low
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| You got to pick 'em up
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| Just to say hello
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| They got little cars
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| That go beep, beep, beep
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| They got little voices
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| Goin' peep, peep, peep
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| They got grubby little fingers
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| And dirty little minds
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| They’re gonna get you every time
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| Well, I don’t want no short people
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| Don’t want no short people
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| Don’t want no short people
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| 'Round here |