| There he goes as usual, my man
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| Breaking my foolish heart
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| I really don’t know what to do about him
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| I’ve told myself I’ve got to do without him
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| There he goes as usual, my man
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| Tearing my heart apart
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| He’s made my life a mess
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| I’ve got to do this I guess
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| Goodbye Joe, from here I kiss you
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| Goodbye Joe, I hope I don’t miss you
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| If you had been on the square
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| And had treated me fair
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| And we? |
| d not had a tiff
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| If you had not said
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| I should go and jump right off
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| The nearest cliff
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| If you had stayed off the make
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| And you never had taken
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| To coming home stiff
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| If I had not smelled perfume
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| With a nasty unfamiliar whiff
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| I’m gonna miss you, baby
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| Things could’ve been teriff
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| Ah, what’s the diff?
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| If you had not had the cheek
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| To stay out for a week
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| Saying, «Back in a jiff»
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| If you were not such a two-timing guy
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| If you weren’t
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| If you hadn’t
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| If you didn’t
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| If you weren’t
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| If you hadn’t
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| If you didn’t
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| But you have
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| And you were
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| And you went
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| And you did
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| And so goodbye
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| If I had not seen you
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| Take Geraldine on the lake
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| In your flat-bottomed skiff
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| If you were not out with Sue
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| With your arms around her bare midriff
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| If I had not seen you pen sexy letters
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| To Gwen in your own hieroglyph
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| If you had not left me home
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| When had two seats for South Pacif
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| I’m gonna miss you, baby
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| You were too darn prolif
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| Ah, what’s the diff?
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| If you were not such a hound
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| Who when game was around
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| Always picked up the sniff
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| If you were not such a two-timing guy
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| If you weren’t
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| If you hadn’t
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| If you didn’t
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| If you weren’t
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| If you hadn’t
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| If you didn’t
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| But you were
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| And you have
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| And you went
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| And you did
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| And so, goodbye
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| If when I asked where you’d been
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| You had not cliffed my chin
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| With a beautiful biff
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| Hey, if I had not always found purple
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| Lipstick on your handkerchief
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| If you had not told me lies
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| And then looked in my eyes
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| With a smile beautif
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| If when I caught you with Kate
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| You had not said, ?It?s of no signif?
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| I’m gonna miss you, baby
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| And I could get specif
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| Ah, what’s the diff?
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| If the best years of my life
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| Weren’t spent as your wife
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| With no marriage certif
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| If you were not such a two-timing guy
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| If you weren’t
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| If you hadn’t
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| If you didn’t
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| If you weren’t
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| If you hadn’t
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| If you didn’t
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| But you had
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| And then we coulda
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| And you didn’t
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| Though you shoulda
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| If you didn’t
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| If you weren’t
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| If you hadn’t
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| If you didn’t
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| But you were
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| And you have
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| And you went
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| And you did
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| And so goodbye
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| See ya later, Joe |