Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Superhero Pool Party, artist - Murs.
Date of issue: 15.03.2018
Song language: English
Superhero Pool Party |
Bishop can I tell you a story for night night |
Yea, okay |
What do you want the story to be about |
Umm I don’t know |
Can I tell you about the time papa had a superhero pool party |
Yeah |
Okay, are you ready? |
Yeah |
Whos your favorite superhero? |
Black Panther and Spiderman |
They weren’t invited, fuck them |
Superman just broke the diving board |
Rugrats fighting with the baby from the Dinosaurs |
Not the mama, Hook brought the drama |
'Cause Rufio and Lost Boys fucking up some commas |
Back To The Future, Marty and Doc Brown |
Cursing Kanye 'cause he brought the Nike stock down |
Soundwave tripping, he ain’t nothing but a artifact |
People buying vinyl but cassettes ain’t coming back |
Speaking of comebacks, I just saw Voltron |
Rolling with the Thundercats, getting their smoke on |
He passed the joint over to DJ Lance Rock |
Who had his boombox bumping Welcome to Jamrock |
Black Lightning came through with Static Shock |
Talking bout they the comic book Biggie and Pac |
I said shut the fuck up, where T’Challa and Storm go? |
He said they in the bathroom making a porno |
S to the U to the P-E-R |
Too many bad guys at the bar |
So the H to the E-R-O-E-S |
Had to find another place to have a turn-up fest |
I said a 3 to the 2 and 2 to the 1 |
Who said the good guys can’t have fun? |
1 to the 2 and 2 to the 3 |
We 'bout to have a superhero pool party |
Wonder Woman rolled up with her girl Jean Grey |
With some shitty-ass bean dip from Frito-Lay |
She-Hulk saved the day with some bomb guacamole |
Same color as her skin, with a plate of ravioli |
Outta nowhere, Flash came and ate the whole plate |
When I went to swing on him, he vanished without a trace |
Iron Man pissed, he always been a foody |
I said don’t be mad, Marvel makes better movies |
He was drinking with Starfire, trying to take her shirt off |
I had to kick him out because he was being a jerk off |
Then I heard a sound I never heard before |
Like the whole house now was on the verge of war |
Hulk was in the front yard fucking with Thor |
Good thing I hired Wolverine to work at the door |
I told 'em both to shut the fuck up, come in and have cupcakes |
Just one night without fights for fucks sake |
S to the U to the P-E-R |
Too many bad guys at the bar |
So the H to the E-R-O-E-S |
Had to find another place to have a turn-up fest |
I said a 3 to the 2 and 2 to the 1 |
Who said the good guys can’t have fun? |
1 to the 2 a 2 to the 3 |
We 'bout to have and superhero pool party |
I told Batman no capes in the pool |
And Catwoman tried to steal all my Infinity jewels |
Look jewels, gems, I really don’t give a fuck |
Professor X fell out his wheelchair, nobody picked him up |
Aquaman asked me if he needed a hand |
Popeye was trying to smoke all of his green out a can |
Swamp Thing was 'shrooming with the Animal Man |
And the Ninja Turtles just robbed the pizza man |
Somebody told Shield and they sent Maria Hill |
To investigate the Domino’s crime |
Now Starfire’s topless and I can’t stop it |
But the Titans say she do it all the time |
Johnny Blaze told Johnny Storm that he was more litty |
I told both niggas that they wasn’t fucking with me |
Why you think Starfire keep pulling out her titties? |
'Cause I got the hottest pool party in the fucking city |
Spiderman was the best, because everyone liked him |
When I tell him, everybody |
But Bishop, Spiderman’s not in my story |
Yeah? |
Yeah, I left him out, 'cause fuck Spiderman |
Did Black Panther come? |
Fuck Black Panther and Spiderman |