| I’m bummed | 
| Again, I always seem to find myself feeling like we’re old friends | 
| Ooooh | 
| Now I’m numb | 
| I’ve succumbed | 
| To the ruder attitudes of bums | 
| All the chaps who flap their little gums to get me bummed | 
| What’s up poor friend, it looks like it’s me and you again | 
| Sucking on this cigarette while I’m sipping on this Hen | 
| It’s been a minute since we kicked it | 
| I admit it’s not always the best conditions that I get a chance to kick it with | 
| ya | 
| But here we are, sitting in my car | 
| Down on our luck, looking up at the stars | 
| The good times seem so far away | 
| The last time I felt happy? | 
| Man, it’s really hard to say | 
| Listening to chumps got me down in the dumps | 
| I’m guessing that what they want is to have me in a slump | 
| Tried to get over the hump but couldn’t carry the load | 
| Fell flat on my face at the fork in the road | 
| Under so much pressure it was easy to fold | 
| All my funny style friends left me out in the cold | 
| See I was told | 
| That hard times travel fast | 
| So it didn’t take long for them to bite me in the ass | 
| You shuffle with your left | 
| Shuffle with your right | 
| Shuffle with your left | 
| Shuffle with your right | 
| Shuffle with your left | 
| Shuffle with your right | 
| Shuffle with your left | 
| Shuffle with your right | 
| I’m bummed | 
| Again, I always seem to find myself feeling like we’re old friend | 
| Ooooh | 
| Now I’m numb | 
| I’ve succumbed | 
| To the ruder attitudes of bums | 
| All the chaps who flap their little gums to get me bummed | 
| I got my elbows on my knees | 
| I’m in a deep freeze | 
| Them ice cold blues got me lost out at sea | 
| Trapped in my feelings now the floor is my ceiling | 
| Locked in a spin cycle but my friends think I’m chilling | 
| A spin doctor | 
| I pop pills then vodka | 
| Concoct a cocktail to get me through this soap opera | 
| I’m on the top then my life’s on the rocks | 
| It’s like it’s my own cyclone, when will it stop? | 
| Drop to my knees and I plead for the better days | 
| Had lots of dreams but it seems I’ve been led astray | 
| Dismay and doubt, which way is out? | 
| Struggling with doubt as I scream and I shout for help | 
| But it falls on deaf ears | 
| It seems like the blues are getting all of my best years | 
| Tears fall on hard times it don’t make 'em soft | 
| I twist up a two step hoping I can shuck 'em off | 
| You shuffle with your left | 
| Shuffle with your right | 
| Shuffle with your left | 
| Shuffle with your right | 
| Shuffle with your left | 
| Shuffle with your right | 
| Shuffle with your left | 
| Shuffle with your right | 
| I’m bummed | 
| Again, I always seem to find myself feeling like we’re old friend | 
| Ooooh | 
| Now I’m numb | 
| I’ve succumbed | 
| To the ruder attitudes of bums | 
| All the chaps who flap their little gums to get me bummed |