| When I saw you piss on the rug
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| My heart fluttered and I knew it was love, true love
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| All the things that you said and did to your mom
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| Well, I knew you were the only one, the only one for me
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| Go and call the priest
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| So he can exorcize me
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| Be my ghoul tonight
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| Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright
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| Love at first fright, first fright
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| Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright
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| Love at first fright, first fright
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| I’d love it if you’d spin your head for me
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| Or vomit a beautiful pea soup green
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| So beautifully
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| Across your stomach it said, «Help me»
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| I gotta know, will you marry me?
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| Captain Howdy
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| Now go and call the priest
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| So he can exorcize me
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| Well, be my ghoul tonight
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| Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright
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| Love at first fright, first fright
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| Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright
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| Love at first fright, first fright
 | 
| Go and call the priest
 | 
| So he can exorcize me
 | 
| Be my ghoul tonight
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| Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright
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| Love at first fright, first fright
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| Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright
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| Love at first fright, first fright
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| When I saw you piss on the rug
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| My heart fluttered and I knew it was love, true love
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| And on your stomach it said, «Help me»
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| I gotta know, will you marry me?
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| Captain Howdy |