Lyrics Father Friendly - MU330

Father Friendly

Dear Father
Forgive me
It’s been 3 minutes since my last erection
Make it hard
Make it hard
Make it hard
So hard
Hats off to the Catholic Church (to the Catholic Church)
Hats off to Mary and Jesus
Thanks for the guilt you gave me (guilt you gave me)
My conscience still enslaves me
If beating off’s a mortals sin
Then God what a mess I’m in
Hats off to the nun
Who beat up my best friend
Hats off to Father Friendly (to Father Friendly)
He’s got those hands so manly
He touched me in a special (special, special)
So special so special
Father friendly’s making plans
But God, I hope they don’t include his hands
Hats off to the nun who beat up my best friend
Make it hard
Make it hard
Hats off to corporal punishment
Hats off to the nun with the man hands
Thanks for the scar on my brother’s neck
Father’s tight grip choked him with sacred hands
God made you the judge and jury (judge and jury)
Brothers, sisters, don’t you worry
Hats off to the nun (hats off to my best friend)
Who beat up my best friend
Make it hard
Make it hard
Make it hard
So hard
(Make it hard)
He touched me in a special
(Make it hard)
So special, so special
(Make it hard)
He touched me in a special
(Make it hard)
So special, so special