Lyrics Survival tactics - Mr Traumatik

Survival tactics

I’m a survivalist, I’ve got them survival tactics
When my rivals chat shit
I leave 'em with eyeball patches
I’m no spastic, I’m so drastic, life’s fantastic like my adlibs
I don’t smoke or light no crack spliffs
You don’t want war mate
I’ll make your jaw break
I’ll leave a hole in your Gore-Tex North Face
Give me some more bass
I’ll make the floor shake
I’m an artist I’m painting a portrait
My style is rare like raw steak
I’m a vegan I don’t eat no pork mate
Don’t judge me like it’s a court case
I’ll stick DMT in your cornflakes
Give me some more weed
I’ll make your jaw bleed
You don’t want to aggravate me or war me
I’m so gory, guts and glory
I’m an author, I’m telling my story
I’m feeling really horny
And I’m so sick I’m feeling poorly
Stop talking please you bore me
You ain’t strong you’re weak and scrawny
I’m not evil I’m just militant
If you piss me off I’ll kill a cunt
I’ll watch your intestines fall out on the floor then bill a blunt
You’re not my equivalent, you’ve got cognitive dissonance
This multi-dimensional man is a legend, you’re just insignificant
I’m big just like my, don’t test me don’t be a silly one
There’s too many humans on this planet
I think there’s more than 9 billion
Humans are in a predicament
Mass awakening’s imminent
I’m a syncretist, I’m not paranoid I’m just vigilant
I’m a survivalist, I’ve got them survival tactics
When my rivals chat shit
I leave 'em with eyeball patches
I’m no spastic, I’m so drastic, life’s fantastic like my adlibs
I don’t smoke or light no crack spliffs, I’m not into those antics
Don’t be so insolent, you will get beat like instruments
I’m naturally happy, I don’t need no stimulants, I’m not into 'em
Naked women I sing to 'em
Humans are dirty evil fucking cunts, and I’m so sick of 'em
Do not cross the line like immigrants
I’ll rip off your limbs and ligaments, I’ll inject you with some poison
and fungal filaments
My lawyers are brilliant, no evidence, I’m innocent
I’m dyslexic I don’t do long sentences or imprisonment
I’m sensing negative vibes, I’m with some devilish guys
Please don’t wind me up you twat you’ll end up dead in the skies
No lies I’m terribly kind, But I’ve got a menacing mind
I’m a multi-dimensional demigod, I definitely try
Don’t give me no devilish looks, I’m with some menacing crooks
Don’t piss me off you cunt, you’ll end up dead in the woods
I bet you’ve never read books, take my advice you definitely should
I’m way too advanced, my lyrics go over your head like hoods