Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Homecoming Queen, artist - Mr. Eon
Date of issue: 04.04.2002
Song language: English
Homecoming Queen |
Love me, love me, long time |
Love me, love me (love me) |
Love me, love me, long time |
Love me, love me, long (bang bang) |
I spit dumber slang and Clubber Lang |
Her toosh ain’t the same just like a rubber band |
Prepare to bareback, Eon champ, rare facts |
To fucking unknowns, he still be getting a share of that |
I’m too high, making these whores melt |
Bring the pent undergarments, you would shit yourself |
My last five rhymes, catch 'em by lines |
So in the New York Times, in the city writing rhymes |
High and Mighty elusive |
Authenticate jerseys, my DJ wear Nike exclusives |
Her pint sauce gained her a peep with the light sauce |
Walking on stilts, must look like a high rise |
Score the subversive with perfect cursive |
Man ain’t shit versus his penmanship |
Creating death traps using 40 wet naps |
Have him coming 40 days soon, he better get back |
You a homecoming queen turned heroine fiend |
Make 'em go (ahh) so you know when I cream |
You just out the cradle discovering anal |
Make 'em go (ohh) to all my fables |
You a porn star diva in g-string cheetah |
Make 'em go (ahh) when I’m eating shaved beavers |
Thigh high guarders, asking for it harder |
Make 'em go (ooh) call me your fucking father |
Ayyo, I’m ugly as shit, the Elephant Man |
John Merrick, the modern day Rocky Deniss |
We cracking sack like we black rappers, I’m hillbilly |
Horse back-riding, I drive tractors, I’m ass backwards |
In the farmland with the one-arm man |
I don’t get no pussy, I fuck my hand |
Caution, this ain’t recommended for the weak hearted |
Special ED student, I’m half retarded |
When I was banned from the Jive office |
I brought a chick with a two foot vibrator up to Rawkus |
Rugged Man, the autobiography |
The pornography, dirty version of Dostoyevsky |
My little brothers and sisters, they both wheel-chaired up |
They can’t talk, can’t see and they can’t stand up |
They might prank-call your house, make noise and hang up |
Get excited, fall out they beds and get banged up |
You a homecoming queen turned heroine fiend |
Make 'em go (ahh) so you know when I cream |
Thigh high guarders, asking for it harder |
Make 'em go (ooh) call me your fucking father |
I’m masturbating in my cellar |
Fantasizing about a threesome with Sarah Michelle Gellar and Helen Keller |
Didn’t like Helen, but how was I going to tell her? |
Stuck my balls in her nose and knew she could smell 'em |
I’m still shaving box in her old age, full blown AIDS |
More mistakes than what’s a good vomit |
And now I’m hitting skanks dressing scandaly clad |
Asking me to be their fucking fantasy dad |
Born to be bad, white rhymer, night rider |
I’m the male version of Elvira |
At the diner, finger popping waitresses |
Fake lyricist-es, stick my dick in their mouths |
We take pisses, my dick is eight inches |
At least that’s what I say to bitches |
Even if I added two extra fake inches |
Bitch love me, 2001, still dirty crusty |