| Foolish bride call me up, beg to scratch her itch
|
| Rich old man got the needle, slipped and dropped a stitch
|
| Name the time, name the price leave you door unlocked
|
| Ill bring a toy guaranteed to put the spring in your shock
|
| Sumthin for nuthin
|
| Gigolo sounds so cold, call me teachers pest
|
| Twice a day, double pay, at my trade Im the best
|
| Never late, watch her watch seconds on the clock
|
| Overtime, break my back, slip and fall in the crack
|
| Sumthin for nuthin
|
| Well in and out, its never free
|
| Sumthin for nuthin
|
| Leave the money where its easy to see
|
| She plays the role of a roving matriarch
|
| Diamond rings, fancy things, dubonnet on the rocks
|
| For a treat gave it free--happy 63
|
| Crazy days, easy money--i was just 16
|
| Easy money for such a good deed
|
| Sumthin for nuthin
|
| Ya, in and out is never free
|
| Sumthin for nuthin
|
| Satisfaction guaranteed
|
| Sumthin for nuthin
|
| Target practice in the dark
|
| Sumthin for nuthin
|
| Im a crack shot on the mark
|
| And I love my work |