| Said, «That's right»
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| How do you do, baby? | 
| Yeah
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| Half assed monkeyboy
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| I’m just a half assed monkeyboy
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| You scratching and dreaming till night turns into day
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| It’s a surefire method to waste your life away
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| But me, I’m obliged to give you my disease
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| I’m abracadabra I do what I please, that’s right
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| Stone cold mama, she’s a bird from a feather
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| I tell you once or twice
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| I’ve focused all my energy, understanding you
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| Such a pretty little prancer in your burgundy blue
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| Witch hazel eyeballs taking care of love
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| Remember the key, mama, understand my words
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| Stone cold mama, she’s a bird from a feather
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| Stone cold mama, yeah, that’s right
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| Half assed monkeyboy, that’s right
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| Half assed monkeyboy, that’s right
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| Half assed monkeyboy
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| I’m just a, I’m just a, I’m just a
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| Half assed monkey child, break
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| If you want a plate of my beef swellington, baby
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| You’re gonna have to pay the cover charge
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| Open wide let me suck the
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| You suck
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| Stone cold mama, she’s a bird from a
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| Half assed monkeyboy
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| Half assed monkeyboy
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| Half assed monkeyboy
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| I’m just a half assed monkeyboy
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| I’m just a half assed monkey child, hell
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| She walked, she slide
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| She said, «Two dimes for six»
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| She got AIDS for 25 years
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| She can buy me wine and good time
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| And a woman by my side
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| I don’t know what I’d do
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| (Stone cold mama)
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| Half assed monkey
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| Half assed monkey
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| Half assed monkey child, yeah
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| Half assed monkeyboy
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| Half assed monkeyboy
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| Half assed monkeyboy
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| Half assed monkeyboy
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| (Do it what we do) |