Lyrics Alsatian Cousin - Morrissey

Alsatian Cousin

Were you and he lovers?
And would you say so if you were?
On a forecourt
On a Friday
Passing my way
Were you and he lovers?
And if you were, then say that you were!
On a groundsheet
Under canvas
With your tent-flap
Open wide
A note upon his desk:
«P.S.
Bring me home and have me!»
Leather elbows on a tweed coat
Oh!
Is that the best you can do?
So came his reply:
«…but on the desk is where I want you!»
So I ask (even though I know):
«Were you and he lovers?»