| I want y’all to check out my man 'cause he got something to say
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| My man is guaranteed he said if it don’t work bring it back and he’ll fix it
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| And I want y’all to check him out
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| Guaranteed to fix it
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| Guaranteed sho' nuff
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| Ain’t no doubt about it
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| Guaranteed to fix it
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| Guaranteed sho' nuff
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| Ain’t no doubt about it
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| I’m guaranteed for your every need
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| That seems to be all you want from me
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| You need to understand I got to be your man
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| So here’s your chance to see me end all your worries
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| Baby baby don’t you move
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| I got something to say
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| I got a point to prove
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| Sugar honey just hear me out
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| Let me tell you what Morris is all about
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| Baby baby I’ll never let you down
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| I’ll be your movie star
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| I’ll even be your clown
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| Sugar dumpling I’ll be your answered prayer
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| Every time you need me
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| Yo baby I’ll be there
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| Here’s my heart
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| I said here’s my love
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| If that ain’t enough
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| Baby I don’t know what you’re looking for
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| I’m qualified for your ever need
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| My specialty is «Baby I aim to please»
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| AD LIB
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| You know baby it’s my guarantee
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| Like a warranty you know
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| If something I’m doint ain’t working
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| You bring it to my attention
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| I’ll fix it
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| It’s kinda like that washer and dryer you bought from Sears
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| I’m like UPS
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| I deliver on time
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| Baby I’m like the telephone man I got the tools to keep you connected
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| You know what I’m talking about
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| Oh yeah I can fix it baby
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| Just bring it to my attention
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| Yeah that’s right
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| I let my fingers do the walking
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| Oh that’s so nice
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| Can we just keep it right here for a minute
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| Sexy just the way I like it
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| Nice and smooth
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| Oh lord
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| I’m like the Dream Team baby
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| I got all the positions covered
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| Never leave you lonely
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| Oh I can tune it up for you baby
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| Yeah give you a jump start
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| That’s right stick with me baby
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| No doubt look out give me your undivided attention
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| I’ll make magic happen baby
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| Guaranteed oh lord I’m the best
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| Now let me just talk to you for a minute
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| Keep with me
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| Elvis has left the building
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| Morris is in the house
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| Oh yeah you can stand up now
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| Give me that standing ovation
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| You know how I like it
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| Every time you see me
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| That’s right baby look at me
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| Talk to me
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| Tell me what’s on your mind
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| Oh would you like to go for a ride
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| I’m not gonna drive but ahh
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| Maybe we can get in the back of a limo or something
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| Let’s go do some fun things
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| Let’s go over to my house
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| Let’s go over to your house
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| No I got a better idea
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| Rewind! |