| Why can’t it be like the old days
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| When everybody got along
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| Everybody was so nice and kind to each other
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| Everybody had a job
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| Why can’t be like the old days
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| When only the strong survived
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| And morality was rewarded with a serenity
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| That we can’t even imagine anymore?
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| Why can’t it be like the old days
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| When we lived in caves all winter
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| Hiding and eating bear fat
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| And chewing carcasses for nourishment
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| Until spring came and we could
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| Go outisde and club a rabbit?
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| It’s not like that anymore, no, no
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| It’s not like that anymore. |
| (x4)
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| Why can’t it be like the old days
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| When the men wore tight hats
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| And society worshiped a woman’s big fat ass?
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| I’ll say it again:
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| Why can’t it be like the old days
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| When the men wore tight hats
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| And society worshiped a woman’s big fat ass?
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| It’s not like that anymore, no, no
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| It’s not like that anymore. |
| (x4)
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| Why can’t it be like the old days
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| When everybody got along
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| Everybody hat a place called home
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| Everybody had a job?
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| Why can’t it be like the old days
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| When everybody had respect
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| For old white men
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| And out of wedlock sex?
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| It’s not like that anymore, no, no
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| It’s not like that anymore. |
| (x4) |