Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Cult of Tuna, artist - Moron Police. Date of issue: 17.09.2020
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Cult of Tuna |
| Come and check this bag of bones right now |
| You’re standing at the altar-gate of the |
| Cult of Tuna in its own way |
| Bring the women as we salivate |
| O’er the teachings of a greater god |
| Get the robe and learn the handshake |
| Almighty Pingy is a peaceful god |
| He shows up in a van of night |
| With predictions on a barf bag |
| So predicting doomsday is an easy task |
| If somehow we miscalculate |
| We’ll sacrifice the harem |
| And fuck yeah, is it really time to go? |
| Into the tunnel of smelly love |
| W away |
| I think I’ve found my glory hole |
| Inside th tunnel of smelly love |
| Our awesome leader is a handsome man |
| His eyes will stare into your soul |
| His smile will leave you wanting |
| He just asks that you give all you have |
| Your life, your soul, your credit card |
| He is the life fantastic |
| And fuck yeah, is it really time to go? |
| Into the tunnel of smelly love |
| We away |
| I think I’ve found my glory hole |
| Inside the tunnel of smelly love |
| And doesn’t it feel good |
| To have computers attached to your kneecaps? |
| Maybe you like computers attached to your kneecaps |
| Haven’t seen that until now, I gotta say |
| It kinda freaks me out |
| Fuck yeah, is it really time to go? |
| Into the tunnel of smelly love |
| We away |
| I think I’ve found my glory hole |
| Inside the tunnel of smelly love |