| Go ahead and arrest me
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| And send me straight to hell
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| Tell the sheriff come get me
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| Go ahead and arrest me
|
| And send me straight to hell
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| Tell the sheriff come get me
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| And take my ass to jail
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| Yeah, I’ve been drinking on this bar stool
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| Now all my money’s gone
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| So go ahead and arrest me
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| And take my drunk ass home
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| No, I never thought
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| I’d be sitting right here
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| A Monday morning drinking beer
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| Yeah, I’ve always been a hard working man
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| Providing for my family
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| Do the best I can
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| Yeah, I know that times are tough for us all
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| Hell, pour me a drink
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| Pour me a drink of alcohol
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| No, I never thought
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| I’d walk into work
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| Early this morning
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| And get treated like dirt
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| I’ve been busting my ass
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| For fifteen years
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| What’s a man got to do
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| To get respect around here
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| Called in by the boss-man
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| He laid me off
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| Hell, I need a drink
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| (Pour me a drink)
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| Better make it strong
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| Go ahead and arrest me
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| And send me straight to hell
|
| Tell the sheriff come get me
|
| And take my ass to jail
|
| Yeah, I’ve been drinking on this bar stool
|
| Now all my money’s gone
|
| So go ahead and arrest me
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| And take my drunk ass home
|
| (Here we go again)
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| Two hours on my shift
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| But it’s way too long
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| So I just clocked out
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| Told the boss I’m gone
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| Hit the dirtiest bar
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| Because they pour em so strong
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| The only thing I do right
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| Is doing wrong
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| Don’t try to cut me off
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| Before I pay my tab
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| Cause I drink too much
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| But they can kiss my ass
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| Grab a pool stick quick
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| If I get in some shit
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| Tell the bouncer come get me
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| And I’ll bust his lip
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| So I blew a point two
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| From the boys in blue
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| One night in the county
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| Ain’t nothing new
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| The sheriff got his boys
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| And they wanted to catch me
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| Call that old bitch up
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| Tell them come and arrest me
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| I start running
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| And they start chasing
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| Face down in dirt
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| Wearing matching bracelets
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| Now I’m off to the can
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| For a free night stay
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| Eat my breakfast in the morning
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| And I’m on my way
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| Go ahead and arrest me
|
| And send me straight to hell
|
| Tell the sheriff come get me
|
| And take my ass to jail
|
| Yeah, I’ve been drinking on this bar stool
|
| Now all my money’s gone
|
| So go ahead and arrest me
|
| And take my drunk ass home
|
| (Lemme hear some guitar)
|
| Go ahead and arrest me
|
| And send me straight to hell
|
| Tell the sheriff come get me
|
| And take my ass to jail
|
| Yeah, I’ve been drinking on this bar stool
|
| Now all my money’s gone
|
| So go ahead and arrest me
|
| And take my drunk ass home |