Lyrics Pigmy Pig - Moondog

Pigmy Pig

Pigmy Pig, how big you are, big as Pigmy Seal
Pigmy Corn, how big you are, big as Pigmy Eel
Pigmy Elk, how big you are, big as Pigmy Bear
Pigmy Yam, how big you are, big as Pigmy Hare
Pigmy Ox, how big you are, big as Pigmy Moose
Pigmy Leek, how big you are, big as Pigmy Goose
Pigmy Squash, how big you are, big as Pigmy Coon
Pigmy Clam, how big you are, big as Pigmy Prune
Pigmy Trout, how big you are, big as Pigmy Quail
Pigmy Nut, how big you are, big as Pigmy Snail
Pigmy Squirl, how big you are, big as Pigmy Beet
Pigmy Grape, how big you are, big as Pigmy Wheat
All you Herbivorians, reapers to adore
If the only food were meat, you would eat no more
All you Carnivorians, butchers to adore
If the only food were plant, you would eat no more
All you Omnivorians, waging total war
If the only food were none, you would eat no more
All the Pigmy Edibles wish you Pigmies well:
«Eat your way to Heaven, or eat your way to Hell!»