| All the royal robbers stood in line
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| As the Swedish King his crown declined
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| Everybody wants to rock the boat
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| But when it rains, oh you give away your coat
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| If you dance across the ocean
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| You would see a mad, mad world
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| Oh boy, it is a mad, mad world
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| Oh boy, it is a mad, mad world
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| Did you read the news today, poor boy?
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| They’ve come to take away your favorite toy
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| Summer landed late one day in june
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| But winter paved its way that afternoon
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| If you dance across the ocean
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| You would see a mad, mad world
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| Oh boy, it is a mad, mad world
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| Oh boy, it is a mad, mad world
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| Wake your kids, it’s way, way past the time
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| The thief left what he stole far, far behind
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| His toy gun was lost, never to be found
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| If you come across the ocean, someday you might find
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| We’re busy selling Sweden to norwegians… |