| I've Got Two Legs |
|---|
| I’ve got two legs from my hips to the ground |
| And when I move 'em they walk around |
| And when I lift 'em they climb the stairs |
| And when I shave 'em they ain’t got hairs |
| I’ve got two |
| Thank you |

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| I've Got Two Legs |
|---|
| I’ve got two legs from my hips to the ground |
| And when I move 'em they walk around |
| And when I lift 'em they climb the stairs |
| And when I shave 'em they ain’t got hairs |
| I’ve got two |
| Thank you |
| Name | Year |
|---|---|
| 2003 | |
| 2015 | |
Camelot Song ft. Graham Chapman, Michael Palin, John Cleese | 2019 |
Sit On My Face ft. Graham Chapman, Michael Palin, John Cleese | 2003 |
| 2018 | |
| 2014 | |
| 2014 | |
| 2014 | |
Brave Sir Robin ft. Graham Chapman, Michael Palin, John Cleese | 2019 |
I Like Chinese ft. Graham Chapman, Michael Palin, John Cleese | 2003 |
| 2003 | |
Spanish Inquisition ft. Graham Chapman, Michael Palin, John Cleese | 2019 |
Do What John ft. Graham Chapman, Michael Palin, John Cleese | 2019 |
Bookshop ft. Graham Chapman, Michael Palin, John Cleese | 2019 |
Nudge Nudge ft. Andre Jacquemin | 1989 |
| 2014 | |
| 2014 | |
French Taunter (Part 2) ft. Andre Jacquemin | 1989 |
Eric The Half A Bee ft. Graham Chapman, Michael Palin, John Cleese | 2003 |
| 2003 |