| Paroles de la chanson The Wise Men At The Manger:
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| Holy music]
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| BABY BRIAN COHEN:
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| WISE MAN #1: Ahem
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| MANDY COHEN: Ohhh! |
| Who are you?
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| WISE MAN #1: We are three wise men
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| MANDY: What?!
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| WISE MAN #1: We are three wise men
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| MANDY: Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow
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| Shed at two o’clock in the morning? |
| That doesn’t sound
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| Very wise to me
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| WISE MAN #3: We are astrologers
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| WISE MAN #1: We have come from the East
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| MANDY: Is this some kind of joke?
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| WISE MAN #2: We wish to praise the infant
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| WISE MAN #1: We must pay homage to him
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| MANDY: Homage? |
| You’re all drunk. |
| It’s disgusting. |
| Out!
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| The lot, out!
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| WISE MAN #1: No--
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| MANDY: Bursting in here with tales about oriental
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| Fortune tellers. |
| Come on. |
| Out!
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| WISE MAN #2: No, no. |
| We must see him
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| MANDY: Go and praise someone else’s brat! |
| Go on!
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| WISE MAN #2: We--
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| WISE MAN #1: We were led by a star
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| MANDY: Or led by a bottle, more like. |
| Go on. |
| Out!
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| WISE MAN #1: Well-- well, we must see him. |
| We have
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| Brought presents
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| MANDY: Out!
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| WISE MAN #2: Gold. |
| Frankincense. |
| Myrrh
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| Sorry the place is a bit of a mess. |
| Well, what is
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| Myrrh, anyway?
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| WISE MAN #3: It is a valuable balm
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| MANDY: A balm? |
| What are you giving him a balm for? |
| It
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| Might bite him
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| WISE MAN #3: What?
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| MANDY: That’s a dangerous animal. |
| Quick! |
| Throw it in
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| The trough
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| WISE MAN #1: No, it isn’t
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| MANDY: Yes, it is. |
| It’s great, big mmm…
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| WISE MAN #3: No, no, no. |
| It is an ointment
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| MANDY: Aww, there is an animal called a balm,… or did
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| I dream it? |
| So, you’re astrologers, are you? |
| Well, what
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| Is he then?
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| WISE MAN #2: Hmm?
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| MANDY: What star sign is he?
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| WISE MAN #2: Uh, Capricorn
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| MANDY: Uhh, Capricorn, eh? |
| What are they like?
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| WISE MAN #2: Ooh, but… he is the son of God, our
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| Messiah
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| WISE MAN #1: King of the Jews
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| MANDY: And that’s Capricorn, is it?
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| WISE MAN #2: Uh, no, no, no. |
| That’s just him
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| MANDY: Ohh, I was going to say, 'Otherwise, there’d be
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| A lot of them.'
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| WISE MAN #1: By what name are you calling him?
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| MANDY: Uh, 'Brian'
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| WISE MEN: We worship you, O Brian, who are Lord over us
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| All. |
| Praise unto you, Brian, and to the Lord, our
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| Father. |
| Amen
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| MANDY: Do you do a lot of this, then?
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| WISE MAN #2: What?
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| MANDY: This praising
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| WISE MAN #2: No, no. |
| No, no
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| MANDY: Er, well, um, if you’re dropping by again, do
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| Pop in. Heh. |
| And thanks a lot for the gold and
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| Frankincense, er, but don’t worry too much about the
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| Myrrh next time. |
| All right? |
| Heh. |
| Thank you. |
| Good-bye
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| Well, weren’t they nice? |
| Hmm. |
| Out of their bloody
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| Minds, but still |
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