Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Spanish Inquisition (Part 1) (Extended), artist - Monty Python. Album song Monty Python's Total Rubbish! The (Mostly) Charisma Collection, in the genre Spanish Inquisition (Part 1) (Extended) |
| Linkman: Jarrow — New Year’s Eve 1911 |
| Reg: |
| (Graham) Trouble at mill |
| Lady Mountback: |
| (Carol) Oh no — what kind of trouble? |
| Reg: I don’t know — Mr Wentworth told me to come and say that there was trouble |
| at the mill, that’s all — I didn’t expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition |
| (The door flies open and Cardinal Ximinez of Spain enters, flanked by two |
| junior cardinals. |
| Cardinal Biggles has goggles pushed over his forehead. |
| Cardinal Fang is just Cardinal Fang) |
| Ximinez: |
| (Michael) NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! |
| Our weapon is suprise… |
| surprise and fear… fear and surprise… Our two weapons are fear and surprise. |
| .and ruthless efficiency… Our three weapons are fear, and surprise, |
| and the ruthless efficiency… and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope… |
| Amongst our weapons… are fear, surprise, ruth… Amongst our weaponry… |
| are such elements as fear… I’ll come in again |
| (Exit and exeunt) |
| Reg: I didn’t expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition |
| (The cardinals burst in) |
| Ximinez: NOOOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! |
| Amongst our weaponry are |
| such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost |
| fanatical devotion to the Pope, and a night out with the neighbour — Oh erh! |
| It’s no good, I’m sorry. |
| Cardinal Biggles — you’ll have to say it |
| Biggles: |
| (Terry J) What? |
| Ximinez: You’ll have to say the bit about 'Our chief weapons are …' |
| Biggles: I couldn’t say that… |
| (Ximinez bundles the cardinals outside again) |
| Reg: I didn’t expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition |
| (The cardinals enter) |
| Biggles: Er… Nobody… um… |
| Ximinez: Expects… |
| Biggles: Expects… Nobody expects the… um…Spanish…um… |
| Ximinez: Inquisition |
| Biggles: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. |
| In fact, those who do expect — |
| Ximinez: Our chief weapons is… |
| Biggles: Our chief weapons is… um…er… |
| Ximinez: Surprise… |
| Biggles: Surprise and -- |
| Ximinez: Stop. |
| Stop. |
| Stop there — All right! |
| All right! |
| …our chief weapon is |
| surprise… blah blah blah blah blah. |
| Now, Cardinal Fang, read the charges |
| Fang: |
| (Terry G) One pound for a full sketch, 24 p for a quickie |
| Ximinez: What will you have? |
| Lady Mountback: Sketch, please |
Song tags: #Spanish Inquisition