| Man: 'Evening, squire! |
| Squire: (stiffly) Good evening. |
| Man: Is, uh,…Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, |
| nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more? |
| Squire: I, uh, I beg your pardon? |
| Man: Your, uh, your wife, does she go, eh, does she go, eh? |
| Squire: (flustered) Well, she sometimes «goes», yes. |
| Man: Aaaaaaaah bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more, |
| knowwhatahmean, nudge nudge? |
| Squire: (confused) I’m afraid I don’t quite follow you. |
| Man: Follow me. Follow me. That’s good, that’s good! A nod’s as good as a wink |
| to a blind bat! |
| Squire: Are you, uh,…are you selling something? |
| Man: SELLING! Very good, very good! Ay? Ay? Ay? (pause) Oooh! Ya wicked Ay! |
| Wicked Ay! Oooh hooh! Say No MORE! |
| Squire: Well, I, uh… |
| Man: Is, your uh, is your wife a sport, ay? |
| Squire: Um, she likes sport, yes! |
| Man: I bet she does, I bet she does! |
| Squire: As a matter of fact she’s very fond of cricket. |
| Man: 'Oo isn’t? Likes games, eh? Knew she would. Likes games, eh? |
| She’s been around a bit, been around? |
| Squire: She has traveled, yes. She’s from Scarsdale. (pause) |
| Man: SAY NO MORE! |
| Man: Scarsdale, saynomore, saynomore, saynomore, squire! |
| Squire: I wasn’t going to! |
| Man: Oh! Well, never mind. Dib dib? Is your uh, is your wife interested in… |
| photography, ay? «Photographs, ay», he asked him knowlingly? |
| Squire: Photography? |
| Man: Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more? |
| Squire: Holiday snaps, eh? |
| Man: They could be, they could be taken on holiday. Candid, you know, |
| CANDID photography? |
| Squire: No, no I’m afraid we don’t have a camera. |
| Man: Oh. (leeringly) Still, mooooooh, ay? Mwoohohohohoo, ay? Hohohohohoho, ay? |
| Squire: Look… are you insinuating something? |
| Man: Oh, no, no, no… yes. |
| Squire: Well? |
| Man: Well, you’re a man of the world, squire. |
| Squire: Yes… |
| Man: I mean, you’ve been around a bit, you know, like, you’ve, uh… |
| You’ve «done it»… |
| Squire: What do you mean? |
| Man: Well, I mean like,…you've SLEPT, with a lady… |
| Squire: Yes… |
| Man: What’s it like? |