Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Eric The Half A Bee Sketch, artist - Monty Python. Album song Monty Python's Total Rubbish! The (Mostly) Charisma Collection, in the genre Eric The Half A Bee Sketch |
| A-one, a-two, a-one, two, three, four |
| (Spoken): |
| Half-a-bee, philosophically |
| Must ipso-facto half not-be |
| But half the bee, has got to bee |
| Vis-a-vis its entity … d’you see? |
| But can a bee be said to be |
| Or not to be an entire bee |
| When half the bee is not a bee |
| Due to some ancient injury? |
| Singing… |
| La di di, a-one-two-three |
| Eric The Half-A-Bee |
| Eric The Half-A-Bee |
| Is this a-wretched demi-bee |
| Half asleep upon my knee |
| Some freak from a managerie? |
| NO! |
| It’s Eric The Half-A-Bee! |
| A-fiddle-di-dum, a-fiddle-di-dee |
| Eric The Half-A-Bee |
| Ho-ho-ho, tee-hee-hee |
| Eric The Half-A-Bee |
| I love this hive employ-e-e |
| Bisected accidentally |
| One summer afternoon by me |
| I love him carnally |
| He loves him carnally |
| Semi-carnally. |
| The end |
| (Spoken): |
| Cyril Connolly? |
| No, semi-carnally |
| Oh |
| (Sings): Cyril Connolly |
| (whistles) |
Song tags: #Fish Licence