| SPOKEN: THE MOST INTERESTING THING ABOUT
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| KING CHARLES I IS THAT HE WAS 5'6
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| TALL AT THE START OF HIS REIGN,
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| BUT ONLY 4'8 AT THE END OF IT…
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| BECAUSE OF…
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| Oliver Cromwell, Lord Protecteur of England
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| PURITAN
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| Born in 1599 and died in 1658
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| SEPTEM
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| BER
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| Was at first
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| ONLY
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| MP for Huntingdon
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| BUT THEN
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| He led the Ironside Cavalry at Marston Moor
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| in 1644 and won.
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| Then he founded the new model model army
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| And praise be, beat the Cavaliers at Naisby
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| And the King fled up North like a bat to the
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| Scot
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| SPOKEN: BUT UNDER THE TERMS OF JOHN PIMM’S SOLEMN
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| LEAGUE AND COVENANT, THE SCOTS HANDED KING
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| CHARLES I OVER TO…
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| Oliver Cromwell, Lord Protecteur of England
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| AND HIS WARTS
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| Born in 1599 and died in 1658
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| SEPTEMBER
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| But alas
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| OY VAY!
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| Disagreeme
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| nt then broke out
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| BETWEEN
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| The Presbyterian Parliament and the Military
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| who meant
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| To have an independent bent.
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| And so…
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| The 2nd Civil War broke out
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| And the Roundhead ranks
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| Faced the Cavaliers at Preston Banks
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| And the King lost again, silly thing
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| STUPID GIT
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| SPOKEN: AND CROMWELL SEND COLONEL PRIDE TO PURGE THE
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| HOUSE OF COMMONS OF THE PRESBYTERIAN ROYALISTS
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| LEAVING BEHIND ONLY THE RUMP PARLIAMENT…
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| Which appointed a High Court at Westminster
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| Hall
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| To indict Charles I for… tyranny
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| OOOOHH
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| Charles was sentenced to death
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| Even though he refused to accept that the court
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| had… jurisdiction
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| SAY GOODBYE TO HIS HEAD
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| Poor King Charles laid his head on the block
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| JANUARY 1649
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| Down came the axe, and…
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| SPOKEN: IN THE SILENCE THAT FOLLOWED, THE ONLY SOUND
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| THAT COULD BE HEARD WAS A SOLITARY GIGGLE,
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| FROM…
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| Oliver Cromwell, Lord Protecteur of England
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| OLE
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| Born in 1599 and died in 1658
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| SEPTEMBER
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| Then he smashed
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| IRELAND
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| Set up the Commonwealth
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| AND MORE
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| He crushed the Scots at Worce
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| ster
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| And beat the Dutch at sea
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| In 1653 and then
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| He dissolved the Rump Parliament
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| And with Lambert’s consent
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| Wrote the instrument of Government
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| Under which Oliver was Proctector at last
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| The end. |