Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Every Sperm Is Sacred (Monty Python Sings), artist - Monty Python. Album song Monty Python Sings, in the genre Поп
Date of issue: 31.12.1988
Record label: Virgin
Song language: English
Every Sperm Is Sacred (Monty Python Sings) |
There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists |
There are Hindus, and Mormons, and then |
There are those that follow Mohammed but |
I’ve never been one of them |
I’m a Roman Catholic |
And have been since before I were born |
And the one thing they say about Catholics is |
They’ll take you as soon as you’re warm |
You don’t have to be a six footer |
You don’t have to have a great brain |
You don’t have to have any clothes on |
You’re a Catholic the moment Dad came |
Because |
Every sperm is sacred |
Every sperm is great |
If a sperm is wasted |
God gets quite irate |
Every sperm is sacred |
Every sperm is great |
If a sperm is wasted |
God gets quite irate |
Let the heathen spill theirs |
On the dusty ground |
God shall make them pay |
For each sperm that can’t be found |
Every sperm is wanted |
Every sperm is good |
Every sperm is needed |
In your neighborhood |
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon |
Spill theirs just anywhere |
But God loves those who treat their |
Semen with more care |
Every sperm is sacred |
Every sperm is great |
If a sperm is wasted |
God gets quite irate |
Every sperm is sacred |
Every sperm is good |
Every sperm is needed |
In your neighborhood |
Every sperm is useful |
Every sperm is fine |
God needs everybody’s |
Mine, and mine, and mine |
Let the pagans spill theirs |
O’er mountain, hill and plain |
God shall strike them down for |
Each sperm that’s spilt in vain |
Every sperm is sacred |
Every sperm is good |
Every sperm is needed |
In your neighborhood |
Every sperm is sacred |
Every sperm is great |
If a sperm is wasted |
God gets quite irate |