| -It's only a movie! | 
| -It's not funny | 
| -You scared, weren’t you? | 
| -I wasn’t that scared | 
| -Yes, you scared | 
| It’s close to midnight | 
| And something evil’s lurking in the dark | 
| Under the moonlight | 
| You see a sight that almost stops your heart | 
| You try to scream | 
| But terror takes the sound before you make it | 
| You start to freeze | 
| As horror looks you right between the eyes | 
| You’re paralyzed | 
| You hear a door slam | 
| And realize there’s nowhere left to run | 
| You feel the cold hand | 
| And wonder if you’ll ever see the sun | 
| You close your eyes | 
| And hope that this is just imagination | 
| But all the while you hear the creature | 
| Creeping up behind | 
| You’re out of time | 
| They’re out to get you | 
| There’s demons closing in on every side | 
| They will possess you | 
| Unless you change the number on your dial | 
| Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together | 
| All through the night | 
| I’ll save you from the terrors on the screen | 
| I’ll make you see | 
| Darkness falls across the land | 
| The midnight hour is close at hand | 
| Creatures crawl in search of blood | 
| To terrorize y’all’s neighborhood | 
| And whosoever shall be found | 
| Without the soul for getting down | 
| Must stand and face the hounds of hell | 
| And rot inside a corpse’s shell | 
| The foulest stench is in the air | 
| The funk of forty thousand years | 
| And grizzly ghouls from every tomb | 
| Are closing in to seal your doom | 
| And though you fight to stay alive | 
| Your body starts to shiver | 
| For no mere mortal can resist | 
| The evil of the thriller | 
| 'Cause this is thriller, thriller night | 
| And no one’s gonna save you from the beast about to strike | 
| You know it’s thriller, thriller night | 
| You’re fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller | 
| Thriller, thriller night | 
| 'Cause I can thrill you | 
| More than any ghost who’d ever dare try | 
| Thriller, thriller night | 
| So let me hold you tight | 
| And share a killer, driller, chiller | 
| Thriller here tonight | 
| 'Cause this is thriller, thriller night | 
| Girl I can thrill you | 
| More than any ghost who’d ever dare try | 
| Thriller, thriller night | 
| So let me hold you tight | 
| And share a killer, driller | 
| -What's the problem? | 
| Come on, I’ll take you home |