| : This is a special broadcast. |
| Rodan has suddenly attacked. |
| It’s Rodan.
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| The attack started at 11 o’clock, and now he has destroyed everything in the
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| city. |
| Leaders have called out their defenses. |
| There’s no doubt that this is the
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| same Rodan who comes from Monster Island
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| : What’s gone wrong with him?!?
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| Yo, fuck the intro
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| Yo, keep crowds hailing me like a taxi, learned there’s more to life
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| Than busting gats, B. How the fuck you gonna blast? |
| You ass
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| Like Andy Kaufman reading from the Great Gatsby
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| Relax, G, get gassed up or let your lungs collapse, B
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| Collect more gross income ‘cause my galactic rap status is
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| Tax-free. |
| Wile E. Coyote rhymers copped your wack raps
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| From the factory at ACME—just the facts, B
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| Urban dragnet, supreme architects serving dialect
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| Bell curve side effect, Caucus Asian, latter years
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| Coconut, almond, spiced Bacardi Dark, no taste for
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| Flatter beers. |
| Fronting with your mouth open, let me empty out
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| My bladder here. |
| Blowing like Jon Faddis, atomic air
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| Traffic blacking out your stratosphere. |
| Off the top of the locker |
| Cleats on the mic, kicking flows, balling like soccer
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| Slow niggas rambling on and on incoherently
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| Like Chewbacca, used to be on the block corner, snow rock
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| Betty Crocker, chrome showing, dome glowing, blowing
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| Jewels growing out the side of my crown chakra
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| You’re a killer gorilla or a babbling baboon? |
| Part-time
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| Wack-rhyming, no-bottom-line, circus-rapping buffoon
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| On some pop shit like a balloon, carry out paper quest
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| To stay fresh, stuck in a gay lifestyle, switching
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| Like Mae West. |
| Wise winds from the East squeezing at
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| The Beast and stray West, gods locked down do the science and let
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| The day bless. |
| In jail, ain’t nothing to do but work out
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| Jerk off, go to war, or play chess—what's your degree?
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| Cop a plea, change your story like the weatherman? |
| Whatever
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| Man, you ain’t fly like Rodan, you fly like Peter Pan
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| In Never Never Land. |
| Move mountains in telekinetic mode
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| Escape the straight and narrow, floating over your pathetic road
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| Rhymes written in genetic codes, Flightpope Ro' perched
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| Atop Five Pillars of Hip Hop, aesthetic soul. |
| Come on |
| That’s bad, man! |
| That is bad, bad, bad! |
| He ain’t never done, that been never
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| done on a record before. |
| That’s bad, brother! |
| That is bad. |
| Believe me,
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| believe me
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| Ayyo, peace while I rest on this
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| Pigeon whose back I’m digging. |
| ‘Til Judgment Day, I’ll be my own Lord
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| Self-Preservation be my religion, fly in the fastest
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| Lane chosen, wings protected like safe sex in a la-
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| -tex Trojan. |
| Skiing uptown’ll leave your brain frozen
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| Gat explosion leave warm blood flowing
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| Internal organs exposing correlation to the cosmos
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| Urban legends up the block, street theologians
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| Headline a bill, throw a jewel at your grill, blackened steel
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| Bring the heat like military fire drills, drop a
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| Bombshell for real, units move half a mill, with or without
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| A record deal, still give these crab industry, En Vogue
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| Motherfuckers «Something They Could Feel,» aviator wristwear
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| Elevated textiles, imported Timberlands from
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| Switzerland scuffing up your reptiles. |
| Niggas ain’t my son
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| Gods treat you like a stepchild, take your booty
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| Wack sex style, flush it in the cess pile. |
| Mara- |
| -thon lyrics, corny critics can’t run the next mile
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| Abandoned outcasts in exile, never seen again
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| Tossed or lost into the X-Files. |
| Sold Luther that 9
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| Milli luger, attack the mic like a cougar geeked up
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| Got phony thugs scared to speak up, make a nigga
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| Balls freeze up, lay parallel to concrete, spraying
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| Caps, tearing your knees up. |
| 2000 years
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| We’ll reappear, change the Earth in worldly ways
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| Ancient of days, come to show the blind God in the form of a man
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| That is worthy of praise, investigate doctrines
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| High awareness through my lifetime, social issues that incite
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| Crimes, make a generation of scholars live existence
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| Between the white lines—no more sniffing, saying
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| «Fuck a 9 to 5.» |
| Now all I do is fucking write rhymes
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| DJs scratch the wax like shaved balls, rabblerouse
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| The popped dog like rebel slave calls, navigate
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| The southern state like maze halls, chain, shining medallion
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| Swinging like stalactites on cave walls
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| Bounce the rhythm like a tambourine, step up on the scene
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| With a monster theme and a third world dream, impale bubblegum |
| Rap stars on microphones infected with gangrene
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| Deconstruct contemporary pop culture to reinvent my own
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| Mainstream. |
| Come on
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| Yeah, brother! |
| I tell you, brotherman! |
| What you got there? |
| You know what?
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| We got a thing. |
| You know what?
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| Yo, my name was Rodan
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| Before the wack Godzilla blockbuster, my name was Rodan
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| Before stellar dust collected into the first star cluster
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| Set up shop at the pearly gates, move an ounce while defending ‘em
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| Cherubim on the mic, lyrically descended from Big Daddy
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| Kane and Rakim and ‘em. |
| Golden Age legacy platinum writer
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| Of a new era, second millennium, triple CD blazing
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| Up like three flavors of tropical weeds when you’re blending ‘em
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| Connect ghetto slums to heavens, turn opposites to synonyms
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| Bend grammar like antimatter, distort the space-time-
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| -rhyme continuum, Five Percent rhetorical
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| Prophecies like an oracle, bad luck to emcees like a Kennedy
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| Reach across infinity, reestablish my divinity
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| Between me and the eternally great enmity
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| Imagine a natural-born enemy befriending me |
| Offending me with what you pretend to be. |
| How the fuck you a killer
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| With blatant homosexual tendencies? |
| Come on
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| That is unbelievable. |
| That is unbelievable, man. |
| Dagnabbit, that’s bad there!
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| That’s sure ‘nough bad there, bro! |
| You walked into that one, brother.
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| Yo, I went through the zone, man, that’s it! |
| That’s all I’ve done.
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| Now that’s what’s happening! |
| Freeze!" |