| Mother dear you’ll never be my sister
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| Seek the advice of the solicitor
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| Mother dear you’ll never be my sister
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| Show me empathy
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| Californian sensibilities
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| For all my problems spring form my trouble upbringing
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| We need to go right back to the beginning
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| Dispossessed from the outset
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| What you need is precisely what you get
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| Mother dear it should be you that’s sitting here on this couch ouch
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| Mother dear you’ll never be my sister
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| Seek the advice of the solicitor
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| Mother dear you’ll never be my sister
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| On my shoulder you’re a chip
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| On my foot you’re a blister
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| Mother dear you’ll never be my sister
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| Seek the advice of the solicitor
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| Mother dear you’ll never be my sister
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| So tell me what am I gonna do
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| They tell me that maybe I could sue
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| And oh how the many were corrupted by the few
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| So I dance the mambo and the cha cha cha
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| I run you over in my beautiful car
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| Dearest darling mummy dearest
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| We can’t bear to have to near us
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| Mother dear you’ll never be my sister
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| Seek the advice of the solicitor
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| Mother dear you’ll never be my sister
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| On my shoulder you’re a chip
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| On my foot you’re a blister
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| Mother dear you’ll never be my sister
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| Seek the advice of the solicitor
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| Mother dear you’ll never be my sister
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| The blame lies in the family name
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| It’s not my fault I did as I was taught
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| Escape to Mongolia or Timbuktu
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| I know somehow somewhere I’ll be bumping into you
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| You see I’m blameless
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| I had a mother who was shameless
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| No wonder my life collapsed
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| See I’m aimless
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| With all this analysis
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| I think I’m having a relapse
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| Mother dear you’ll never be my sister
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| Seek the advice of the solicitor
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| Mother dear you’ll never be my sister
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| On my shoulder you’re a chip
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| On my foot you’re a blister
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| Mother dear you’ll never be my sister
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| Seek the advice of the solicitor
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| Mother dear you’ll never be my sister
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| We love you we do
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| We’ve taken advice
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| We may sue
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| You see I’m blameless
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| I shall remain nameless
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| You can’t run away from the past
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| I know what her game is
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| But I’ve forgotten what my name is
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| I’m just too frightened to ask
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| Tell me what did you expect
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| What you made is
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| Precisely what you get (x3) |