Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song If "If" Was A 5th , by - Mistah F.A.B.. Release date: 16.05.2005
Song language: English
If "If" Was A 5th |
| I never let my right ear know what my left ear done heard |
| My favorite beer right now is 211 Steel Reserve |
| If I had a choice to be an animal I’d be a bird (Bird) |
| If I had a choice to be a plant, I’d be a herb (Herb) |
| If I was in the jungle I’ll be nothin' humble (Nothin' humble) |
| Beat an anaconda down and give a lion a muzzle (Lion a muzzle) |
| I’ll open up shop under a straw hut (Straw hut) |
| Instead of sellin' bananas, I’d sell coconuts (Sell coconuts) |
| For twenty bucks a pop, I can’t stop (Stop) |
| They’ll be goin' like hotcakes, man like IHOP (IHOP) |
| I make an antenna out of a wishbone (Wishbone) |
| And start my own cable service like I’m at home (Like I’m at home) |
| Talkin' on my cellular phone, watchin' the Flintstones (Flintstones) |
| Me and my stable full of broads, me and my Amazons (Amazons) |
| On house arrest for soliciting, selling sex (Selling sex) |
| And distributing crevices, centerfolds who sex |
| If if was a fifth, I’ll be diggin' in your girl |
| Instead of lookin' at her (Instead of lookin' at her) |
| And then we get hyphy when we want to (When we want to) |
| Be a boss at everything that we run through (That we run through) |
| (IF IF WAS A 5TH!) |
| If if was a fifth, I’ll be diggin' in your girl |
| Instead of lookin' at her (Instead of lookin' at her) |
| And then we get hyphy when we want to (When we want to) |
| Be a boss at everything that we run through (That we run through) |
| (IF IF WAS A 5TH!) |
| If if was a fifth, we’ll all be drunk |
| And if this ain’t the bump (Then what?), Skippy’s a punk |
| My folks in the pen be playin' taunt |
| My weeple down South in the sticks be sayin' crunk |
| My dudes on the soil be pushin' thizz |
| But if you’re tardy you probably won’t even know what that is |
| Uhh… I'm lookin' at the ladies |
| I’m thinkin' if she was a car, she would be a Mercedes |
| I’m thinkin' if she was Pat Benatar I could take her back to the '80s |
| «Hit Me with Your Best Shot,» girl, I’m off this Bailey’s |
| Me and you, baby, one on one, let’s have some fun |
| Me and you, baby, one on one, take off yo' thong |
| The party’s just begun and it’s a quarter to one |
| The super duper turtle tortoise hurtin' my lungs |
| Tattoo on her titty with a ring in her tongue |
| She off the Seagram’s, the Joseph E. Seagram Sons |
| If if was a fifth, I’ll be diggin' in your girl |
| Instead of lookin' at her (Instead of lookin' at her) |
| And then we get hyphy when we want to (When we want to) |
| Be a boss at everything that we run through (That we run through) |
| (IF IF WAS A 5TH!) |
| If if was a fifth, I’ll be diggin' in your girl |
| Instead of lookin' at her (Instead of lookin' at her) |
| And then we get hyphy when we want to (When we want to) |
| Be a boss at everything that we run through (That we run through) |
| (IF IF WAS A 5TH!) |
| Put a fire out now they’re suckin' me soft |
| And now they’re all on the table drunk peelin' it off |
| Me and Feezy double-fisted the Cali way (Cali way) |
| Got 'em comin' out they clothes in a nasty way (In a nasty way) |
| If if was a fifth, she’ll be thinkin' 'bout you instead of me |
| (Instead of me?) Spendin' her money on you instead of me |
| (Instead of me?) Wastin' her time on you instead of me |
| (Instead of me… if if was a fifth) |
| I’ll be on Cloud 12, smokin' an L |
| In my burgundy brandy candy convertible 'dan DeVille ('dan DeVille) |
| In Amsterdam, yes, I am on a good one |
| Lookin' for some good ol' fashioned turtle |
| Me and my fellas be on a good one (On a good one) |
| You’re liable to find me up in Alaska shootin' dice |
| Out there hustlin', grittin' and grindin', sellin' ice (Sellin' ice) |
| Or pimpin' a breezy up out her pants (Pants) |
| Sippin' imported Louis from Cognac, France (Cognac, France) |
| If if was a fifth, I’ll be diggin' in your girl |
| Instead of lookin' at her (Instead of lookin' at her) |
| And then we get hyphy when we want to (When we want to) |
| Be a boss at everything that we run through (That we run through) |
| (IF IF WAS A 5TH!) |
| If if was a fifth, I’ll be diggin' in your girl |
| Instead of lookin' at her (Instead of lookin' at her) |
| And then we get hyphy when we want to (When we want to) |
| Be a boss at everything that we run through (That we run through) |
| (IF IF WAS A 5TH!) |
| Put a fire out now they’re suckin' me soft |
| And now they’re all on the table drunk peelin' it off |
| Me and Feezy double-fisted the Cali way (Cali way) |
| Got 'em comin' out they clothes in a nasty way (In a nasty way) |
| If if was a fifth, she’ll be thinkin' 'bout you instead of me |
| (Instead of me?) Spendin' her money on you instead of me |
| (Instead of me?) Wastin' her time on you instead of me |
| (Instead of me… if if was a fifth) |
| VAN-GLORIOUS! |
| (Vanglorious, fo'-shiggedy) |
| This is protected, by the PEEIMPS |
| (And who else, who-who else are they protectin'?) |
| The PLAYERS (And, and, and somebody else right?) |
| And the hustlers (The hustlers, that’s right) |
| With a ki (WITH A KI) |
| Not a car key (But what?) |
| BUT A KI (Oh, a ki, a brick) SISSY (SISSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYAHHH!) |
| Oooh, oooh — BOTCH! |