Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Ploughing a Troll, artist - Miracle of Sound. Album song Level 5, in the genre Date of issue: 11.12.2014
Record label: Miracle Of Sound
Song language: English
Ploughing a Troll |
| There once was a farmer from old Flotsam town |
| Who was tired of sowing his seeds on the ground |
| He went for a wander and walked till the dawn |
| Till a wanton old she troll he stumbled upon |
| And a hey-ho he’s ploughing a troll! |
| The gods only know how the key fits the hole |
| Around in the stinking great den they did roll |
| And a hey-ho he’s ploughing a troll! |
| The farmer he knew it was love at first sight |
| They ploughed through the morning and into the night |
| With teeth rotten black and a rank leather hide |
| This hideous creature his bestial bride |
| And a hey-ho he’s ploughing a troll! |
| The gods only know how the key fits the hole |
| A cavernous cave for his puny old pole |
| And a hey-ho he’s ploughing a troll! |
| After time his excitement it started to droop |
| He groaned at her farts and her cold onion soup |
| The troll fixed his eye with a scowl made of stone |
| And when the guards came around all they found were his bones |
| And a hey-ho he was ploughing a troll! |
| The gods only know how the key fit the hole |
| No burial mound and no rest for his soul |
| Because hey-ho he was ploughing a troll! |
| And a hey-ho he was ploughing a troll! |
| The gods only know how the key fit the hole |
| A dirty auld tale from the bed to the bowl |
| Because hey-ho he was ploughing a troll! |
| Ploughing a troll |