| '96 you were the king of the world
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| Badass in every way
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| Huntin’the invaders yeah a smooth operator
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| Kickin’ass and savin’the day
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| DUKE: 'Hey, that’s not fair!'
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| Fans: 'Who are you supposed to be now??'
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| DUKE: 'Don't you know who I am?'
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| Fans: 'You're an out of date, redundant sacred cow !!'
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| Duke (Duke!) You used to be cool
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| But you gotta make your mind up if you’re modern or old school
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| Duke (Duke!) You used to be cool
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| Learn to kick ass again and get rid of that lame 2 weapon rule
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| And then the world might not be so cruel…
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| So we waited for your regal return
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| How could we know you’d become
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| A fuckin’pussy hidin’behind a wall
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| Shit- I guess you found more gum
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| DUKE: 'Things have changed in 12 years'
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| Fans: 'You've become a wimp since then!'
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| DUKE: 'Shit — gettin’drunk off one beer'
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| Fans: 'You should still be sober after ten!'
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| Duke (Duke) You used to be cool
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| But you gotta make your mind up if you’re modern or old school
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| Duke (Duke) You used to be cool
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| Learn to kick ass again and get rid of that lame 2 weapon rule
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| And then the world might not be so cruel…
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| 'Now I’m really pissed off'
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| And the aliens say…
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| 'WE WANT YOUR WOMEN! |
| WE WANT YOUR WOMEN!!!
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| GIVE US YOUR WOMEN!!! |
| GIVE US YOUR WOMEN!!!'
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| Duke (Duke) You used to be cool
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| But you gotta make your mind up if you’re modern or old school
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| Duke (Duke) You used to be cool
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| Learn to kick ass again and get rid of that lame 2 weapon rule
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| And then the world might not be so cruel…
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| So cruel… |