Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song If Mama Was Married, artist - Milton RosenstockDate of issue: 06.12.2013
Song language: English
If Mama Was Married |
| If Momma was married, |
| we’d live in a house |
| as private as private can be |
| Just Momma, three ducks, 5 canaries, a mouse |
| two monkeys, one father, six turtles and me |
| If Momma was married |
| If Momma was married, |
| I’d jump in the air, |
| And give all my toe shoes to you, |
| I’d get all those hair ribbons |
| Out of my hair |
| And once and for all |
| I’d get momma out, too |
| If Momma was married |
| Momma, get out your white dress |
| you’ve done it before |
| without much success |
| Momma, God speed and God bless, |
| We’re not keeping score |
| What’s one more or less? |
| Oh, Momma, say yes |
| and waltz down the aisle while you may |
| I’ll gladly support you, |
| I’ll even escort you, |
| and I’ll gladly give you a way |
| Oh momma! |
| Get married today! |
| If momma was married there wouldn’t be anymore |
| Let me entertain you! |
| Let me make you smile! |
| I will do some kicks |
| I will do some tricks (Sing out Louise!) |
| (Smile, baby!) |
| Momma, please take our advice |
| we aren’t «The Luntz» |
| I’m not Fanny Brice |
| Momma, we’ll buy you the rice |
| If only this once |
| You wouldn’t think twice |
| It could be so nice |
| If Momma got married to stay |
| But Momma gets married |
| And married |
| And married |
| And never gets carried away |
| Oh Momma! |
| Oh Momma! |
| Oh Momma! |
| Get married today! |