| Slept in the car park
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| And got lost in my head playing guitar parts
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| For rap, I talk with the dead
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| It’s hard not to sweat with this chain mail tunic on
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| You try and judge 2 Chainz but the proper rubric is gone
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| You’re a smart guy
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| You consult The Needle Drop archive
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| To download the entirety of its contents to your hard drive
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| This is a far cry from Fargo
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| Beware of the narcos and sharks bro
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| Never trust a smile like Pat Sajaks
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| I swear to gonads I heard Rob just say that
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| This rap shit could be easier with a cosign from Plain Pat
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| I could play bongos with a straight jacket
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| In my mind be eating Mongos with a wet nap
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| Death is where we all go
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| It can’t be that bad
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| The image is a prison of the soul
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| Heredity and education have been exposed
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| Vices and aspirations have been disposed
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| I just thought you’d like to know
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| With a pretty girl and I’m drinking kombucha
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| I’m a loser feeling lucid than I’ve felt in a while
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| A hellish smile and a devilish grin
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| On Facebook getting updates on several kin
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| That I pray to god I’d never have to see again
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| Auf Wiedersehen
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| I’m Peter Pane
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| Picking posies
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| Licking Rosie O’Donnell up in her eyelids
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| I’m Pontius Pilate
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| A pompous pilot wears no helmet when he gives the sky a kiss
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| I can see Isis so clearly in my iris
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| Beckoning oblivion with a tight fist
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| That’s my little sis, ya
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| Every thing I’ve ever loved will crumble into dust
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| Until that day
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| I will stay humble as a slug |