| Reflex like a mild clonic knee jerk
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| And when it lands, I’m crushing sand and my feet hurt
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| R. Kelly is still trapped in a closet
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| And I’m mowing the lawn in a toothpaste suburb
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| We couldn’t afford the deposit
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| There’s a goose in place of your mother
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| And black folks hanging from nooses like rubber wheels
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| I’m committed to exactly two ideals
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| Keeping my friends from starving and cultivating my pubic garden
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| Whine to god about how life is so dreary
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| Enable the laugh track when watching Big Bang Theory
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| Keep magic beans in your left pocket
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| And speak to old thieves about wristwatches
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| Eat salad leaves in great big swatches
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| This is how you grow nice and tall
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| This is how you grow nice and tall
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| This is how you grow nice and tall
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| Everyone here is condescending
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| And turn events into verbs like rear-ending
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| That’s a symptom of the time
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| Someone will recycle your phospholipids when you die
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| Order Chinese food and never leave the computer screen
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| Hobbies among other things include Googling
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| And no one can remember when they last heard a truth
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| And no one would react if I were to leap from this roof
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| Because Rob Dyrdek did that in the first season
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| This is how we live in a toothpaste suburb
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| And mother makes peanut butter sandwiches with Smuckers
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| And everything is good, and everything is fun
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| And everything is good, and everything is fun
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| People don’t die, we expire
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| And science has removed the fear of hell fire
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| And in its place given us NASA space expansion
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| And wasted McMansions and lots of english muffins
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| I don’t feel the tinglies for nothing
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| Reality is scripted
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| And rappers no longer spontaneously rip shit
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| It’s calculated, studied and designed
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| Binary code, asterisks and dollar signs
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| And we feel fine, and we feel good
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| And we feel fine, and we feel good
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| And we feel fine, and we feel good
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| And we earned it, and we earned it |