| I should not sit on this couch and watch Netflix
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| I should take pouty mouth pics for my press kit
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| I should defy the rules of logic
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| I should invent some quirky new merchandise product
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| I just want to rap good and not sell bread sticks
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| I will not become a martyr for the deadbeats
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| I will shave my beard off by the end of this week
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| I will go out and learn to socialize and figure out why all my ex-girlfriends
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| hate me
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| I’m going to put this big brain to good use
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| I’m going to write rap songs to find objective truths
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| I’m going to be better than my father
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| I’m going to upload well edited pictures to Flickr
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| I’m going to eat a lot more Fig Newtons and sign petitions by women’s rights
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| movements
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| I don’t make promises I can’t keep
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| Which is why I won’t make promises ever
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| And when I write letters to those ex-girlfriends
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| That’s going to be the header
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| I don’t make promises I can’t keep
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| Which is why I won’t make promises ever
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| And when I write letters to those ex-girlfriends
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| That’s going to be the header
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| I wish I’d met you on Legends of the Hidden Temple
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| I wish Hegel wasn’t so incomprehensible
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| I wish I was more like the Übermensch
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| I wish my fears didn’t have such a putrid stench
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| I think my muscles should be bigger
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| I don’t know much about Being and Nothingness
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| But I might just be a being of nothingness
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| I heard there’s going to be a rap parade
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| Come on try a little
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| Nothing is forever
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| It’s got to be something better than in the middle
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| Me &Cinderella, put it all together
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| We can drive it home
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| (With one headlight)
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| We were driving and I yelled «Padiddle»
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| You started crying so I cried a little
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| I’m almost positive if I made better mix CDs
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| I would bother less with relationship complexities
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| You know, sometimes I stutter
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| Sometimes I forget to put on cocoa butter
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| Sometimes I wish I was better at song writing
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| Sometimes I feel like the master of thong wiring
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| In the future I will neuter my ambitions
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| I will give in to anxieties
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| I will observe superstitions
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| I will be Indiana Jones in small claims court
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| I will regret in high school that I never played sports
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| In the future I will be passive aggressive
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| In the future I will vote for the wrong guy
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| In the future I will be swayed by a strong bribe
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| And a very firm handshake and I will invite dinner guests over for ham steak
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| I will be gone before the rise of the oceans
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| I will become a squiggle in the string of «ients
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| I don’t make promises I can’t keep
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| Which is why I won’t make promises ever
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| And when I write letters to those ex-girlfriends
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| That’s going to be the header
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| I don’t make promises I can’t keep
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| Which is why I won’t make promises ever
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| And when I write letters to those ex-girlfriends
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| That’s going to be the header
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| Come on try a little
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| Nothing is forever
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| There’s got to be something better than in the middle
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| Me &Cinderella, put it all together
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| We can drive it home
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| (With one headlight)
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| We can drive it with weak contrivance
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| We can drive it with weak contrivance
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| We can drive it with weak contrivance
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| We can drive it with weak contrivance
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| We can drive it with weak contrivance
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| We can drive it with weak contrivance
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| We can drive it with weak contrivance |